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Episode Transcript
It's another zuble phone frame day mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
So this is Derek.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Operator, yes, operator.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Okay, So this is Derek. How can I help you?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I don't want to speak to a bot. Operator?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
This is not an operator. Is there a problem with
your phone or math that I can help you with?
So it? Can I help you?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Operator?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
This is the person who can help you with your
phone or you're mac? Is there an issue I can
help you with?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Are you a bot?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
This is not a bot?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
How do I know you're not about?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Because I'm answering your questions.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
But bots can answer questions as well. Operator.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
May I help you with anything? Story? This is Derek?
How can I help you?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Okay? Same bot?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
This is not a bot? What is your issue?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
What's your name?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Derek?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Derek? My name is Pete Deakins, and I'm very upset.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
What are you upstood about?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
My phone is simply not working and I can't get
the E tunes to open up on my ephone and
I need it fixed, and I've called yesterday somebody tried
to help me out. I don't know if it was
another bot or what, but it was completely useless.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Well, first of all, it's an iPhone and is iTunes?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
No, it's my phone.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I know it's your phone. Yeah, I'm trying to help
you with the app. The app is called iTunes. Is
that the app you're trying to e tunes?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I it's called iTunes?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yeah, iTunes? They could go. Okay, and you're using an iPhone,
so you have.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
A pump and I can't get my camera to sync
up with my phone either.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Look, I have no idea what you're trying to accomplish.
You're not making a lot of sense, and you're being
kind of rude.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Operator.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Listen, I'm not but I'm trying to help you. I
need you to help me. Help you and look at
your phone and just walk me through what the problem
is that you have. What do you see on your
phone right now?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
It's just a blank screen. Right now, I'm just staring
at a Samsung logo.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Samsung. Yes, that's an Android. That's my iPhone.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
It's a phone.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
We take care of Apple products.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yes, so fix my phone.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
This is not an Apple phone. You have to go somewhere.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Operator.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I am an operator. Look, I'm sick and tired of
people calling the line, and maybe you're having issues when
I'm not about I'm a real person who can help you.
I need you to stop making different cells. And we
are at the store work.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
With you who have people have massputers. Stop doing it,
Stop just listening for a second. Okay, mess it. I'm
hanging up. Don't call down.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
This is actually Double from the Jubil Show doing a
phone brank on you and your coworker. Pete set you up.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Joke.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
He said that you guys get a lot of ridiculous
complaints and wanted me to mess up.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
It's too early for of course, you would
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Wake up every morning with doubile phone branks.
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