Phone Broken

➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame day mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
So what this is Derek?

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Operator?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Operator?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Okay, So this is Derek. How can I help you?

Speaker 3 (00:22):
I don't want to speak to a bot. Operator? This
is not an operator.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Is there a problem with your phone or math that
I can help you with? So? What can I help you?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Operator?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
This is the person who can help you with your
phone or your mac? Is there an issue I can
help you with?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Are you a bot?

Speaker 2 (00:54):
This is not a bot?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
How do I know you're not about?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Because I'm answering your questions.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
But bots can answer questions as well. Operator.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
May I help you with anything? Story? This is Derek?
How can I help you?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Okay? Same bot?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
This is not a bot? What is your issue?

Speaker 1 (01:20):
What's your name?

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Derek?

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Derek? My name is Pete Deakins, and I'm very upset.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
What do you ups thought about?

Speaker 3 (01:27):
My phone is simply not working and I can't get
the E tunes to open up on my ephone and
I need it fixed, and I've called yesterday somebody tried
to help me out. I don't know if it was
another bot or what, but it was completely useless.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Well, first of all, it's an iPhone and is iTunes?

Speaker 1 (01:48):
No, it's my phone.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
I know it's your phone. Yeah, I'm trying to help
you with the app. The app is called iTunes. Is
that the app is trying.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
To e tunes? I it's called iTunes?

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, iTunes? They could go. Okay, and you're using an iPhone,
so you have.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
A pump and I can't get my camera to sync
up with my ephone either.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Look, I have no idea what you're trying to accomplish.
You're not making a lot of sense, and.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
You're being kind of groote operator.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Listen, I'm not a I'm trying to help you. I
need you to help me. Help you. Okay, look at
your phone and just walk me through what the problem
is that you have. What do you see on your
phone right now?

Speaker 3 (02:37):
It's just a blank screen. Right now, I'm just staring
at a Samsung logo.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Samsung. Yes, that's an Android. That's my iPhone.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
It's a phone.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
We take care of Apple products.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yes, so fix my phone.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
This is not an Apple phone. You have to go somewhere.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Operator.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
I am an operator. Look, I'm sick and tired of
people calling the line and having issues when I'm not
about I'm a real person who can help you. I
need you to stop making different cells. And we are
at the store and work with you who have people
have mass computers. Stop doing it, Stop just listening for

(03:24):
a second. Okay, mess it, I'm hanging up. Don't call
down yet.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
This is actually double from the Jubil show. Do you
a phone brank?

Speaker 3 (03:32):
On?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
You and your coworker Pete set you up.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Joke?

Speaker 1 (03:37):
He said that you guys get a lot of ridiculous complaints.
I wanted me to mess up.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
It's too early for h Of course you would

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Wake up every morning with doubile phone branks.