Pook aka Jubal Fresh is calling and your son has been arrested!

Pook calls an anxious mother to let her know her son has been arrested in this Jubal Phone Prank!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another Jubil phone frame. Hello, hey yeo, he's locked up.
What I'm sorry? What I said? He locked up? We
were just at the story, you know what I'm saying.
I was like, hey, hey, yo, hey, hey, YoY. Who
is this yo? This is Jake's friend. My name is Pook.

(00:22):
Your name is Poop. No, I'm a pook P double okay,
Like my mom calls me Clarence, but y'all could call
me poop. You know what I'm saying, not poop. I
don't know you. I'm sorry, Yo, hey Yo, it's poop
P double okay, Pook. And I'm I'm your son, Jake's homeboy. Yeah,
I'm your son, Jake's homeboy. But he locked up, Like
why are we trying to Why are we trying to
make introductions right now? Like we gotta get him out?

(00:44):
He locked up? Like why this ain't gonna get to
know each other time? You know what I'm saying, Like
I'm trying to get my homeboy out of jail. I
know I'm not trying to get to know you, Pok.
I sound like y'all trying to get to know me.
It sounds like y'all trying to get to know me,
and I'm just like, hey, poop, you need to tell
me what's going on with my son. We've never met lady. Hey, lady? Hey,

(01:09):
no hey, no no, no, no no, no no no. My
name push my names not lady. All right, it's Anne, okay,
so just it's my hey mom, look what he happened? Hey,
straight up, I'm sorry about that. Okay, Like I'm a
little stressed out, you know what I'm saying, because like
my homeboy head just got arrested and I gotta call

(01:30):
his mom and let her know. And like you weren't
letting me talk, so po talk, but just can you
just form a sentence? I mean, I've been former sciences.
I've been form of sentences. Though I know I form
a bunch of sentences. But y'all just ain't you listening
to me? I'm listening, Pouk, I am listening. You can
call me Anne and we can have a conversation. Okay,

(01:50):
you know what, you know what, like I think we
need to like go back to the beginning, you know
what I'm saying, Like because like what real sideways, like
got sideways as a mother, you know what I mean?
Like I was just trying to say, who please, you're
getting me little rattled up. You don't need to first
like that at me. All right, I gotta tell you
what's going on? You know what I'm saying, Yes, poop,
that's what I'm trying to figure out. Who are you

(02:12):
and what are you talking about? Like, hey, we speak
in the same language. Now you know what I'm saying, Like, well,
we're not speaking the same language. I mean, but we are.
I mean, I mean we speak English. We speak English.
We are speaking English unless you're speaking French. Let's like,
all of a sudden, I can understand French. You know
what I'm saying, Like I am, world is I don't
know if I can just like learn French all of
sud So like you speaking English, I speaking We speak

(02:34):
in the same language, and I'm saying, yeah, we are
speaking Just tell me what is going on with my son?
You got arrested? Where is he? What kind of I
just told you? We didn't tell me. You didn't tell me.
I can't make out what you're trying to say. I'm
saying he got locked up. I know that part. I

(02:54):
got that part. Yeah, Like you know what I mean.
Locked up means like you go to jail or for me,
like most of the time my house rest. Who care,
I don't care about that poop? How did my son
get arrested? Okay? So it's like it's real simple, you
know what I mean? Like me and he was just
chilling and then like we want to drink some four loco,
you know what I mean? Like, hello afternoon. Why I
no idea what four loco is? I mean, you ain't

(03:14):
never had four loco. I've never had four loco. Hey,
I don't think y'all know your son very well because
him up drinks so much four loco girls, he might
be why are you laughing? Poo, this isn't funny. You
need to tell me what happened. I thought I'm laughing
because this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing

(03:36):
a phone prank on you. I'm sorry. What this is
Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on
you and your son Jake set you up? Oh my,
He says that he just moved out of He says
that he just moved out of the house a little
while ago. And you've been worried about him hanging out
with the wrong people or something. Oh my god, yes,

(03:56):
like people like poop, Hey, I don't know what you're
talking about. I'm I'm like I'm outstanding. Citizens wake up
every morning with jubile phone pranks.