January 19, 2022 • 4 mins
A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style. If there's one person who shouldn't be reading to elementary school children it's definitely Pook aka Jubal Fresh. In today's Phone Prank Pook calls a librarian to let her know he is coming to read to her class!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jubil show on demand. It's another Jubil phone frame Mornings.
That's twenties. This is Kelly, y'all, I cavigate this. I
can't get to the zoom to work. I'm sorry, I
can't get the zoom to work. Like I'm trying to
log in right now, and I know these I know
they're probably waiting, but I cannot get the zoom to work.
(00:22):
And I really want to read them this book, you know. Uh, so,
like I don't know what to do, Like you want
to see me a link or something so I can
log on so I can read this. I'm sorry, who
is the pook? And I'm supposed to be reading? Um?
I think they'd be like fourth graders, fourth the fifth graders.
I was supposed to be reading them right now, but um,
I can't log onto the zoom. Like, y'all send me
a bad link or something, so I'll try to log on,
but I can't. So so if you can see me
(00:43):
like the correct link so I can log on so
I can read my book, that would be very helpful,
Thank you very much. I'm sorry you're you're going to
be reading to the fourth graders? Yeah? Like, um, all right,
let me just check something out and make sure I
got the right number I was looking for. Kelly. Yeah,
this is count a librarian, right, I'm a librarian. Yeah, yeah,
(01:05):
that's what I'm saying. You're a librarian at elementary school.
And I have a point where right now to be
reading to some fifth graders or fourth graders or something
like that. I can't log onto the zoom because I
know it's like online, you know, yeah it is, it
is online. And what what book were you reading to
the kids? Um? I'm reading my book that I wrote. Yo, Hey, Rich,
(01:27):
y'all know Rich, Yeah, I ain't a red Yeah. He's like, yeah,
it's just in principle something. Yep, yeah, that's that's Rich
is my dog, right, Like we go back, and so
I wrote this book and I hit him up. He
was like the first person I thought. I was like, hey, hey, hey,
let me come read this book to your elementary school
students because it's a kid's book, you know. And so
he was like, um, he said, he hooked it up. Wait,
hold up, he said that was next week. Yeah, I
(01:50):
was supposed to be next week. Oh yeah, I think
I got my dates off up. Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know that that that your book would be
an appropriate effect to come read to the kids. I mean,
you ain't even read it. Have you Have you read
the book? Have you read the book? Though? No? Then
how how do you know if it's good if you
(02:11):
have not read the book? Um, I have a feeling
by the way you're talking or using a lot of profanity.
Oh you mean like when I said, like I got
my schedule off up, that's what you mean, Like when
I said, oh, hey, yo, they're no cussing in my book.
I like I'm reading, like I'm reading rap lyricy of kids.
I think there might be some miscommunication. Took, I'm gonna
(02:33):
have to talk to I mean, I think there is
definitely a miscommunication. You know what I'm saying, Like I
just wrote this book. Y'all don't even know what my
book is about. My book is called Big Pook Goes
about America and visits the Capital. It's a long title,
but like it's a good book though, Like I go
to each every state capital and I'm like schooling these
about what the capitals are, Like Sacramento, that's a capital California.
You know what I'm saying, Like, there's a prison right
(02:54):
by there? Can I get your number to call you out? Dayton? Dayton,
do you know about that? But I'm sorry, Dayton, Ohio, Capital, Ohio.
Like I know all the capitals and I wrote a
book about each and every single capital. And it's like
this book is like my passion. You know what I'm saying,
Like this is my this is my documentary, and I
(03:16):
want to share with these kids your documentary. It's my documentary,
you know what I'm saying, Like it's my life story.
It's my documentary about myself. But like I'm a kid,
you know what I'm like, I'm but I'm going around America,
like going to capitals and then I end in the
capitol capitals everywhere, Dayton, Ohio, Sacramento, California, Olympia, Washington, Cheyenne, Wyoming, Atlanta, Georgia, Washingtucky.
(03:39):
Are you saying that's the capital capital of Washingtucky? Is
deLuce Sippy? I'm saying, you'body to deLuce Sippy? What the
hell is going on? What's going on is a rich set.
You're up for a prank phone call? And he said
this whole like guest author reading to your class. Thing
up as a joke. What Yeah, this is actually Jewel
(04:00):
from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank. Can't you
and your boss Rich set you up? You're kidding me?
H No, I'm not. Oh I thought I thought you
were really coming to the school. I mean, I still
could if you want to. Oh no, that's that's okay.
That's okay. Dayton, Dayton, Dayton YEP, that's the capital of Ohio. Yeah.
(04:28):
The Jewel Show on demand
The Jubil show on demand. It's another Jubil phone frame Mornings.
That's twenties. This is Kelly, y'all, I cavigate this. I
can't get to the zoom to work. I'm sorry, I
can't get the zoom to work. Like I'm trying to
log in right now, and I know these I know
they're probably waiting, but I cannot get the zoom to work.
(00:22):
And I really want to read them this book, you know. Uh, so,
like I don't know what to do, Like you want
to see me a link or something so I can
log on so I can read this. I'm sorry, who
is the pook? And I'm supposed to be reading? Um?
I think they'd be like fourth graders, fourth the fifth graders.
I was supposed to be reading them right now, but um,
I can't log onto the zoom. Like, y'all send me
a bad link or something, so I'll try to log on,
but I can't. So so if you can see me
(00:43):
like the correct link so I can log on so
I can read my book, that would be very helpful,
Thank you very much. I'm sorry you're you're going to
be reading to the fourth graders? Yeah? Like, um, all right,
let me just check something out and make sure I
got the right number I was looking for. Kelly. Yeah,
this is count a librarian, right, I'm a librarian. Yeah, yeah,
(01:05):
that's what I'm saying. You're a librarian at elementary school.
And I have a point where right now to be
reading to some fifth graders or fourth graders or something
like that. I can't log onto the zoom because I
know it's like online, you know, yeah it is, it
is online. And what what book were you reading to
the kids? Um? I'm reading my book that I wrote. Yo, Hey, Rich,
(01:27):
y'all know Rich, Yeah, I ain't a red Yeah. He's like, yeah,
it's just in principle something. Yep, yeah, that's that's Rich
is my dog, right, Like we go back, and so
I wrote this book and I hit him up. He
was like the first person I thought. I was like, hey, hey, hey,
let me come read this book to your elementary school
students because it's a kid's book, you know. And so
he was like, um, he said, he hooked it up. Wait,
hold up, he said that was next week. Yeah, I
(01:50):
was supposed to be next week. Oh yeah, I think
I got my dates off up. Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know that that that your book would be
an appropriate effect to come read to the kids. I mean,
you ain't even read it. Have you Have you read
the book? Have you read the book? Though? No? Then
how how do you know if it's good if you
(02:11):
have not read the book? Um, I have a feeling
by the way you're talking or using a lot of profanity.
Oh you mean like when I said, like I got
my schedule off up, that's what you mean, Like when
I said, oh, hey, yo, they're no cussing in my book.
I like I'm reading, like I'm reading rap lyricy of kids.
I think there might be some miscommunication. Took, I'm gonna
(02:33):
have to talk to I mean, I think there is
definitely a miscommunication. You know what I'm saying, Like I
just wrote this book. Y'all don't even know what my
book is about. My book is called Big Pook Goes
about America and visits the Capital. It's a long title,
but like it's a good book though, Like I go
to each every state capital and I'm like schooling these
about what the capitals are, Like Sacramento, that's a capital California.
You know what I'm saying, Like, there's a prison right
(02:54):
by there? Can I get your number to call you out? Dayton? Dayton,
do you know about that? But I'm sorry, Dayton, Ohio, Capital, Ohio.
Like I know all the capitals and I wrote a
book about each and every single capital. And it's like
this book is like my passion. You know what I'm saying,
Like this is my this is my documentary, and I
(03:16):
want to share with these kids your documentary. It's my documentary,
you know what I'm saying, Like it's my life story.
It's my documentary about myself. But like I'm a kid,
you know what I'm like, I'm but I'm going around America,
like going to capitals and then I end in the
capitol capitals everywhere, Dayton, Ohio, Sacramento, California, Olympia, Washington, Cheyenne, Wyoming, Atlanta, Georgia, Washingtucky.
(03:39):
Are you saying that's the capital capital of Washingtucky? Is
deLuce Sippy? I'm saying, you'body to deLuce Sippy? What the
hell is going on? What's going on is a rich set.
You're up for a prank phone call? And he said
this whole like guest author reading to your class. Thing
up as a joke. What Yeah, this is actually Jewel
(04:00):
from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank. Can't you
and your boss Rich set you up? You're kidding me?
H No, I'm not. Oh I thought I thought you
were really coming to the school. I mean, I still
could if you want to. Oh no, that's that's okay.
That's okay. Dayton, Dayton, Dayton YEP, that's the capital of Ohio. Yeah.
(04:28):
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