Pook the masseuse aka Jubal Fresh is calling in this Phone Prank!

Pook the masseuse calls Hailey to prepare her spa day in this hilarious Phone Prank!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame day mornings. It's twenties. Hello, Hey, yo,
what's up? This poop called from? I was looking for Haley. Yes,
this is she. My hand on it. Let me get
my hands on it. I'm sorry, where are you calling from? Oh? Yeah,

(00:22):
what's up? Sorry? I said that kind of quick. You
know what I'm saying, like sometimes I talk fast like that.
But my name is Pook. I'm calling from. I'm calling
to um confirmate your um massage appointment that you got.
Let me get my hands on it. UM all right,
yea yeah, can you repeat your name? It's poop, big
poop like my mom calls me Clarence. What my friends
called me poop. You know what I'm saying, sounds about

(00:43):
to go buy poopy P double okay, you know what
I'm saying. So trying to get you in here, get
my hands on it, to walk. I'm sorry what you say?
You said? It was t w okay pok no P
double P double o P double like two owes. You
know what I'm saying. Oh, oh, yes, yes, I see

(01:05):
you on on my schedule. What I put it though? UM,
I just want to call you real quick before your appointment.
You know what I mean, Make sure I got everything straight.
Let me get your hands on it. Um? Yeah, yeah,
So where where? Where are you hurting? Girl? Did you
have a question about your massage? Um? I don't know

(01:26):
if you realize this, but that was my question. Poop
was asking you where you hurting? You know what I mean?
Like where you want me focused on? Let me get
my hands on it. I focus right on it. I'll
take all that pain away, all that stress away, all
that pressure away. I ask some pressure where I need
to add some pressure. If you know what I'm saying,
my hands on it. That's something we can talk about
in person. Um, it's I mean, I just like I

(01:51):
just like to get um, like you know, all the
information that I need when I massage with somebody, you
know what I mean, Like as a massage therapist, I
try to get all the information I need so that
I know what rubbing. I don't know what they want
me to rub. I don't know what they want me
to touch it. I know what they want me to sir. Sorry, Hey,
I don't I don't feel comfortable talking about this over
the phone beforehand. I mean though, but hey, it's a
body though, right, it's a body though, like everybody got

(02:13):
a body though. Okay, I mean, you know, yeah, I
saw you. I saw your profile. I saw your profile.
You know. I like because it's like, yeah, how they
had like a profile over you when you sign up
for a massage. Yeah, I saw your profile. You got
a body thought. Okay, So if you're gonna be inappropriate,
I am gonna have to cancel. Like y'all, y'all got
to cancel your appointment. I ain't gonna. I'm trying to.

(02:33):
I'm like I'm saying, I'm like the best massage therapist
they gut here. So let me let you know what
I mean. Let me get my hands on it. You'll
see you don't need to cancel tibody else you don't
get to go. Excuse me, excuse me. Do you have
any manager or somebody I can talk to? Um? Yeah
I do. You won't hold for him, that's anything, all right?
Just hold hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up,

(02:54):
hold up real quick, and I'll go get my manager.
All right, Okay, Hey, what's up? It's a man, y'all'll
do you? That's me. So anyway, I'm the manager on duty,
and I could be the managin on bouty if if
y'all let me, so, okay, let me get my hands
on it. Okay, I'm feeling very uncomfortable, very uncomfortable too,
girl boy, you know what I'm saying. I think we
probably feel different uncomfortable because my uncomfortable is like my

(03:16):
panthers got tired. I think Jeff might be the most
inappropriate conversation I've ever had with a company like yours.
I think this might be the least inappropriate conversation I
ever had with love client like you. And I'm saying,
like I got, I could get so much more inappropriate
if y'all would let me, if y'all will let me.
If y'all this is not this is not working, I'm

(03:37):
gonna run. Thank you. Hello, Hello, Hello, Yes, hey, I'm
so sorry about that guy. I'm sorry. Who was as
commandagor or No? This is actually Jewel from the Jewel
Show doing a phone prank on you? Are you kidding?
That was also me? Oh my god? Are you Yeah?

(04:02):
Your friend Janelle set you up. She said that you
have you just signed up for a massage service, and
she wanted me to creep you out a little bit.
So there you go. Let me get my hands on it.
Oh my gosh, I am scared for life. Wake up
every morning with jubile phone pranks,