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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
is this Brice? Uh?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yeah, it was us?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Oh, hello Bryce. My name is Juniper and we share
the same space, I guess anyway.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Hmm, okay, I'm sure. What do you mean? What?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Well, you just recently purchased a new, fabulous home. Yeah,
how are you liking it?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Mm? Hmm, it's it's great? What what what is it about?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yes, that third doorway is kind of sticky, isn't it?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yeah? Who is this?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Oh? My name is Juniper and I used to own
the home that you just purchased, and so I thought
i'd give you a call.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Okay, Yeah, And.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Oh well, it seems as in my hasty get away
from that house, I forgot something there and so I
was calling to see if maybe I could come by
and exume it.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I'm sorry, did you say zoom?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yes? If I could just exume my property, be very grateful.
I'd be willing to pay you for your time and inconvenience,
because I moved out of there rather quickly, and it
was a quick sale, and you know, I got everything
moved into my new place, and I realized I didn't
have some very valuable items, wondering if it was.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Okay, why do you keep on saying the word at zoom?
Do you know what that means?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Oh? Yes, it means to dig something up.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Right, But it usually means to dig above body, like
a dead body.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Oh oh okay, Well, and maybe I should change my
wording so that it's not so parent I mean anyway.
I'm so sorry. Yes, I need to dig up something
in the backyard that I buried there.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Do you say you need to change the wording so
it's not so apparent? Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
No, no, I will. If I said a parent, I
didn't mean a parent, I meant so well. I guess
there's another word for it. It wouldn't be so obvious obvious. No,
that's not maybe not the word anyway, Nothing, nothing like that.
There's just some very valuable things to me that are
(02:55):
buried in the backyard, and I'd like to be able
to come by and dig them up and take them
home with me.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
How big of a hole you did, Dick.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Well, between five seven and six feet. I don't know exactly,
but yes, that's about the size of the hole I
would need to dig.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Okay, now does it sounding even more creepy? All right,
you described it, it'd be exact specifications of a person.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
What is there back here?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Many things? They're five eight between five eight and six
feet for example, Like a door could be six feet tall.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
What door is six feet tall? It sounds like you
murder someone to bury them in the backyard. What is
going on?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I'm so sorry if it's coming across as murderous. I
didn't mean it for it to come across that way. No,
it's just some cans.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Of stew, cans of stew.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yes, just some cans of stew. Didn't want to anybody
be able to find my stew.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Okay, now you're sounding like you're using the word stew
in both the main stew and the actual food stew.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
And it's even creepier.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
You're telling me you buried cans the food stew.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Okay, that's it. I'm calling the stops right now.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Okay, don't do that. This is actually Jubil from the
Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and your
girlfriend set you up.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
It's a joke. She said that you just bought a
new house and wanted to creep you out.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Okay, Well, I'm definitely never having stew again.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Wake up every morning with double phone pranks. We say
mornings on the twenties