Sausage Slaughterer

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello,
this is Detective Peter Nort's calling from the police department.
I was looking for Josh.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, this is in Josh.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Hi. Do you have a moment to answer some questions
for me?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
I mean, yeah, yeah, sure, you say you're calling from
the police apartment.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yes, I am the police department. I need to ask
you about somebody that you know. Who are you or
have you been in contact with a Veronica?

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah? Yeah, we we just kind of started seeing each other.
She okay, like something happened.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Let me ask you a question. How long have you
been seeing this Veronica?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Like two months? It's it's pretty new.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Have you shared any meals together?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
I mean obviously, I mean it's it's been two months.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Because she cooked cre you lately.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
No, she doesn't like to cook. It's usually me who's
doing the cooking. But what does that have to do
with Josh.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
I'm gonna place you on a brief hold. Please don't
go anywhere. Yeah, okay, one second, Hey, uh yeah, I
got another victim here or potential victim, So excite the
sausage slaughters back at it. I need somebody to go
down and check on a Josh his addresses. I need

(01:30):
somebody to go do a welfare check right now. He's
in grave danger. We need to get him some protection
and we need to get him. I need you there,
I need you out the door, and I need you
over there now because he is in grave danger. Okay, hey, Josh,
I'm back on the phone here.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Did what what do you mean? Grave danger?

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Grave danger? I don't know. I had you on hold there,
so I'm not sure, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
I don't know what's wrong with your whole button. You've
not putting me on the hold a single time.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Oh okay, Well, so you've heard everything I said.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
I heard something about a sausage and what brings danger?
Am I dating a serial killer? What's going on? Okay?

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Well one the easy end of this conversation. So the
woman that you have started dating for on A is
also known by another name, which is you might have
read the news stories on the sausage slaughterer, the sausage
slaughter Yes, wanted in seven states. She starts to date
a man and eventually starts making him breakfast and it

(02:34):
includes sausage. If she does that, do not eat that sausage.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Oh my god, she she did make me sausage yesterday.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
How uh okay, Josh, where are you right now?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
I'm in my house, I'm in my poise.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Okay, we have got to get you out of there.
She's probably on her way now, she is on her waist.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
She says she was gonna be here in like ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Okay, okay, we've got to act quick.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Well, does she like poison my sausage or something?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
She No, she did not poison the sausage, but the
day before she actually has her victim eat at breakfast
full of sausage. It's kind of a calling, heart.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
What do you?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
What do you want me to do?

Speaker 2 (03:10):
What do I do?

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Can you speak in a really high voice? What? Josh?
The only way she will not act is if somebody
speaks in a really high voice and says, please don't
kill me, lady ma'am.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
What like like please like like that, Please.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Don't kill me, lady ma'am.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Please don't kill me lady. Okay, please don't kill me,
lady ma'am.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Josh practiced that one more time, because you're gonna.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Need it, all right, all right, please don't kill me.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yes, that's it. I'm laughing because This is actually Dubel
from the Jebel Show doing a phone brank on you
and Veronica up. Yes, she said that she's really enjoyed
getting to know you and she wanted to mess with
you since you guys have just started dating.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
I can't believe my father was dating somebody. We call
the Sausage Laughter.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks. We say
Mornings on the twenties