She Just Wanted to Work Out… Then the “Motivational Coach” Called 😳

What starts as a routine gym check-in quickly turns into one of the most frustrating phone calls you’ll ever hear. Julie thinks she’s talking to her gym… until a very persistent motivational coach jumps on the line with big promises, questionable advice, and zero ability to take “no” for an answer. As tensions rise, patience disappears, and sparks definitely fly, this Jubal Phone Prank goes completely off the rails.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, yeah,
we'll stop. It's DONC calling from Fitness. I was looking
for our member Julie.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
This is her.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeah, we'lls up. It's Doc Dog No, Doc, I don't
think we've officially met. Yeah, but you know, like I'm
here most days, but like it's don My full name
is Paul Donkler, but most people just call me DONC.
You know what I mean, because like I'm Helsival. But yeah,
so how are you dealing with everything? So you signed

(00:41):
up to the gym and just want to check and
make sure everything's up to par and you're getting your
work out on you know, everything's good.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah, No, it's been fine so far.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah. So hey, one thing we're offering at the GEM
and January is for all, you know, like an amateur
hour at the gym. Every joins in January, they work
out for like two weeks and they quit. And so
we're doing a motivational thing where we've hired a motivational
coach to help people who just signed up, you know,
And so would you be interested in him calling you

(01:14):
to kind of like get you pumped up and excited
so that you get gotchieve all of your fitness goals.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Oh no, that's okay, thanks, I'm not no.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Okay, yeah, so got you signed up? Just expect a
phone call from this number.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Wait, no, I don't I'm not interested in that. I'm
good with my regular membership.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah, so you're good with Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 2 (01:40):
No, no, no, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Need daughter Ron because like I got another training stash
coming up, you know. And so I got you down
and he'll give you a call. Thank you, Thank you, Julie.
Have a good day. Hello, Julie, Yes, Julie, Julie. Hey,

(02:04):
todd Sparks here. How you doing.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
I'm fine? Sorry?

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Who are you, todd Sparks. You've been expecting my phone
call and I am ready to put the spark back
in your life.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
I'm sorry, I.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Todd Sparks.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
I don't know who you are.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Or at least heard of one of my many books,
todd Sparks Putting the Spark Back in your Life. The
follow up to that, todd Sparks spark Up another one
and uh. The follow up to the follow up, todd
Sparks Sparking an easy but it's necessary and I am
ready to get you going on your fitness goals for
the new year.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Oh, you're the guy that the doctor earlier called me about. Yeah,
I told him I'm not interested in that. Okay, I'm good,
thank you.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Well, here's what I'm hearing from you, Julie. I'm hearing
to know you're not interested.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
That is correct. You're hearing a no.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
And that's one thing we're going to go over in
my twelve week course. That no doesn't necessarily mean no.
It means numerous opportunities. So I see numerous.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Opportunities means no, I am not interested in.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
This, okay.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
And you know what I mean in you, Julie, take
me off the list.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Julia, I'm hearing a whole lot of fire inside you,
and I want to Yeah, you.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Know what, there is a lot of fire because I'm
pissed off. I said I didn't want this, and now
you're calling me and spouting some fulls and like your
books sound like trash and I am not interested in this.
Can I get through to you.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
No, Julie. I've been working the front desk here at
the Fitness for seven years now and part time motivational
speaker and confident coach.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Oh my god, how did they give you my number?
You're a front desk worker. You should be folding powels
and not calling me.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
And see, that's where it starts. Everybody's got to start somewhere,
and that's what I want to help you with. It
started with me folding towels and cleaning up.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
They don't need your help.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
And by the time we're done, that blue hot flame
inside you just gonna be burning so bright that you'll
be able to accomplish any of your goals.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Sparks, Oh, my only goal is to cancel my membership.
Leave me alone. And the next time you're folding your
gym towels and help you stick one of them in
your mouth so that you can shut the up and
start leaving everyone alone.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Hey, Julie, this is actually Jubil from the Jewbil Show
doing a phone break on you and your boyfriend set
you up. It's a joke. He said that so mad
you switched gyms and he wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Oh my god, Oh, I want to right into that.
Oh I should have known it was faked, Sparks. Putting
this spark back in your life. Wake up every morning
with jubils own Franks weekday mornings on the twenties