Stuck in Your Treehouse

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame day mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello, Hello, Dave. Yeah, Hey, this is Pete Deacons. I'm working.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
I work with the company that's building your treehouse in
the backyard.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Okay, what about it?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Uh we uh? Oh boy? Uh we got a problem?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
What what? What's the problem?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (00:32):
So I built the treehouse, but I kind of closed
myself inside, so I'm stuck in the I'm trapped in
the treehouse.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
What to do?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
We?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
I mean what?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
I drew a thing for the door, but I left
my tools outside and then I closed it all up
and now I'm stuck in your tree.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Listen, come rescue me, can you?

Speaker 3 (01:01):
I cannot come rescue dude. I'm I'm busy.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
My phone's about to die and there's no charger up
here because I'm in a tree.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Dude, this is I can't do nothing for you. I
won't be home for another forty minutes. I'm forty minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
I don't know what we're gonna do it forty minutes.
I don't live any food. Dude.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Come on, man, it's only forty minutes. You're not going
to die.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
I know I'm trapped in Your first call anyway, because
I figured you could come rescue me. Since it's your tree.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
I can't help you with this.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
What the hell? I want to let you know that
I also called my lawyer. Who's your lawyer? You called
your lawyer?

Speaker 3 (01:42):
You call your mama? Suing you suing me for what?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Because I'm stuck in your tree?

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah, don't don't call me with this book.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
I mean, you know you're talking about you caught up
in the tree.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
It's not even my fault.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
This is this is so stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
This is a tree order the treehouse built. I wouldn't
be stuck up here. You know what.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
I'm gonna tell you this. It's gonna be off my
property when I get there. How about that?

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Oh my god, there's a squirrel.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yeah, well, I hope the squirrel bite you in Ano
because this is so stupid. And you know what, I'm
calling the cops and and them they get you out
of that damn treehouse before I get home, because when
I get home, I'm gonna take you at that treehouse myself,
and you may not come out of one piece.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
And you know what, trying to sue me for you
being the idiot getting caught in the tree. Like, what
kind of is that he's gonna sue me?

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Hey, David deserve to get bit kicked and fussing an
by the squirrel and me whooping.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
You, Dave.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
This is actually Jubil Jesus, actually Jewel from The Jewel
Show doing a phone brank on you and your wife
say you up what he said? She says you're having
a treehouse built for your kids and wanting to mess
with you.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
I couldn't believe this dude was calling me in the
middle of they talking about he's stuck in a treeout.
Are you serious?

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks

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