That Capybara is a Great Kisser!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Dude, this is Scott. How can I help you today?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
I would like to lodge a complaint. That's how you
can help me.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
So you said your name is Scott.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yes, it is Scott.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
I'm very upset. My name is Pete Eakins. Okay, Pete,
and I'm very upset.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Okay. What's the problem, Pete?

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Well, I would first of all like the employee's name.
Who is the lama at your zoo?

Speaker 2 (00:35):
I'm sorry? What was that again?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Whoever it is that is the lama at your zoo
spat on me when I was there yesterday?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Okay, okay, Pete. So are you saying an actual lama
spat on you or are you insinuating that one of
our employees spat on you?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Whoever the employee is that plays the lama, oh bat
on me?

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Okay, Pete. That is an actual lama, Pete. That is
not somebody dressed up as a lama. That is an
actual lama at our zoo.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
You're telling me that the lama at the zoo is
an animal? Yes, Pete, I'm very confused, sir.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Okay, I don't I don't know why you're confused, Pete.
It's very very simple. An actual lama spit on you, breathing.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
No it didn't. I think it had a name tag.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
It did not have a name tag.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
None of it is at your establishment named Charles.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
No, if you have given the lama a name, I
can't help that. But none of our lamas have name tags.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Hang on a second, Scott, because this is all now
information for me.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
I don't know why this is so tough for you, Pete.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
I'm just a little mind blown right now that I
thought I every zoo I've been to, I thought there
were people in costumes.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Okay, that is just not true, Pete. That has never happened,
is that history of mankind. I don't mean to sound
flippant here, Pete, but oh zoo on Earth has ever
had a person dressed up as an animal.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
So you're telling me when I was there yesterday at your.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Zoo, when you were there yesterday, it was a real
lama that spit on you.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
So you're also telling me that I'm made out with
an actual copy Barra.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Okay, you did what, Pete.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Well, I thought that it was people in costumes and
one of the copy borrows was getting a little nosey
with me, and I thought, why not so, but now
I'm a little I'm up. I'm kind of like worried.
Should I not have made out?

Speaker 2 (02:36):
You should be worried, Pete. Okay, I don't know. I
don't know what you're trying to do here, Pete, and
I don't know what point you're trying to make.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Okay, if you kids, you just like a human, just
like my ex y.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
All right, Pete, you know what I'm doing. Since you
called it and we have your phone number and I'm
writing your name and your phone number down, and since
you touched the animals, you were no longer allowed in
the zoo.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
You don't touch the animals.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
You kissed an animal. That is totally inappropriate. So Pete,
you are now no longer allowed at the zoo.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
I thought it was a person in a copy bar
of costume trying to kiss me.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Okay, not that is not Pete. I'm gonna have to
hang up with you. I have other calls I have
to get to. And this is the Pete. This is
utterly ridiculous. You're being utterly ridiculous right now.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Okayaking of otters, I thought it was a costume on
the cows.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
We do not have cows at the zoo.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Pete good. This is actually Dubil from The Jewel Show
doing a phone brank on you and your coworker. Chris
set you up.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
He's wait, hold on, we're on the radio now.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Yes, it's a joke. He said that you guys get
a lot of weird phone calls and wanted me to mess.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
With we do. We do go on of weird phone calls,
and by far yours. This was the weirdest I ever had.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
To deal with, except it wasn't real. Copy bar Is Dealer.
They might kiss pretty good, I eat it.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
I wouldn't know that.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Wake up every morning with jewbile phone Franks.

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