That mailbox dead, that mailbox gone!

Theodore Devril (Jubal Fresh) calls a lucky neighbor to let her know "that mailbox dead, that mailbox gone," and lets just say she's not happy about it!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame mornings. That's one. Hello. Yes, Hello,
my name is Theodore Deveraux, and I was looking for Flora.
That's Flora. Hello Flora. It's so nice to make your
acquaintance over the phone like this. Unfortunately, the situation I

(00:23):
am calling about it is rather I'll rather sad one,
but I did want to say I am so so
sorry for what. Well, I don't know if you noticed this,
but um, your mail receptacle in your mailbox outside of
your house. H it seems that somebody might have hit
that with their vehicle. And I was just calling about yes, um,

(00:46):
and that was that person is someone that I know,
and I yes, and so on their behalf, I'm on
the call and say I'm so sorry about that. You're
calling on their behalf? Well, who was it? Well it
was me, So I'm calling on my bathff. I guess
I'm calling to say that I hit your mailbox. And
I was just driving along and I was looking at
my cell phone doing some lights on the Instagram and

(01:07):
then just heard smash in the bang and then I
was like, oh that mailbox. Did that mailbox good? And
he just laughed like you didn't even come in and
say anything like you just laugh and then three days
later you like heard it, tell me that you're calling
on to behalf of somebody else. Well, I'm calling on
my behalf. I guess I kind of misspoke there. I mean,
technically I am calling on my own behalf something. Yea.
All right, Well, if that's how you feel about it,

(01:28):
that's how you're gonna feel about it, and I'm not
gonna change your mind. What I am doing there is
I'm calling to say I'm so so sorry about that
because I hit it and I was like that mailbox dead,
that mailbox gone. I'm so sorry. But I did not
take off right away because I did collect your mail,
so I do have some of the stuff. That's why.
And now you're telling me that you also took my mail,
which is a crime. Well, I've heard that's a fedom

(01:51):
that the federal government does not like it. Sign Like,
you literally just came into my mailbox and and stole
my mail. That's a crime. Okayody, that's the mailor you're
gonna keep the mail. What's going on? Well, that's why
I was calling y'all seeing if you wanted your mail back.
I found your phone number because I opened up a
few things. I had to just try to figure it
out how to get a hold of you should be arrested.
You literally just come to crime. Do you understand well,

(02:12):
I can tell that you are upset as a queen
hornet that just had the hornets nest poke by stick
and you want to chase that person around the poked
with a stick and sting them all over. I can
just tell how angry you are, and I would just
be kind of the same. So I'm not even judging
you for it what I am saying, though, I really
don't even think you give up at all. I don't know.
I mean I did. I cried actually when I hit
your mailbox. I was standing outside and I was crying

(02:33):
because I was like, no, honestly, I'm this was insane.
E mail. I was staying the mailbox. Gon't if you
say this one more time, I'm gonna are you gonna
lose it? You're gonna lose the mailbox. I don't even
have the mail. I have the mailbox. My god, do
you think this is enough proper? You're trying to make
a joke. I'm sorry. I wasn't even making a joke.
I think we are just confused. We are having trouble
communicating right now. But that's fine. It happens in lives.

(02:55):
I don't know what you think he misplaced. You said
you're gonna lose it. I know what. I smashed the mailbox.
Bring me back my mail right now. Okay, well you
want all of it, because some of it was just
garbage mail. There just was one credit card, but don't
worry about that. I shredded that and nobody would get that. No,
I didn't eat theft going on this. You had a
credit card in the mail sent to you look like

(03:16):
a debit card. Shredded my credit card. You went to
my mail, you smashed my mailbox. I'm gonna cull the
police on you. I'm literally gonna call police on you.
All right, Well, if you call the police on me,
I just might call them on you. And then now
we get ourselves into a police battle, and the police
can my policeman can dance. They might dance off with
your cops. Are yes, it is. This is actually Jewel

(03:36):
from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you.
No no, no, no, no no, yeah, this is Jewel
from the Jewel Show and your boyfriend Ramon set you up.
Thank you guys. Your mailbox got destroyed somebody hit it
the other day and you wanted me to mess with you. Yes,
I wasn't really upsetted. I am so sorry about that.

(03:59):
But that man a box there, that met box is gone.
So wake up every morning with jubil phone pranks