The bus is stuck in this Jubal Phone Prank!

Jubal Fresh aka the bus driver calls Brandon to let him know that he'll be late with his kid!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame morning. Hello, Um, hey is
this Brandon? Yeah? Hey, dude, uh is weird than I'll
call you right now? I don't know. We like we've
like talked briefly for like two seconds. But I'm the

(00:21):
bus driver that has the route that picks up your kid,
and I'm calling all the parents right now on the
route because I'm gonna be later than usual today. It's
not my fault, though, so just let you know, like, wait,
you're gonna be he'd be later than usual? I mean, yeah,
my kid just started taking the bus this year, and
you're like late every time every time, and you're calling

(00:45):
me today to let me know you're gonna be even
later than yeah usual? Were you serious? How about I
just call your boss? Okay? Well, why don't I do
the reason? Okay? But today though, like it's not my
fault the bus and mechanical issue is what is it?
The other days? In usually by just a few minutes
though right, Like it's only a couple of minutes, it

(01:05):
doesn't matter. No, it's like ten minutes or so, and
now you're going to be later than that. But it's
not calling me, but okay, so maybe I should have
said it different than I'm not going to be there
at all today because there's a mechanical issue. The bus
is stuck. What do you mean the bus is stuck?
How is it stuck? Replacement bus? Then, don't? I mean

(01:26):
they have them? Well, that's the thing. I haven't called
it in yet because I'm still trying to figure it out.
So I can't get the bus. I can't get the bus.
You called in? Yeah, trying to call everybody that's on
my route, which is a lot about sixty seventy I
know how. Yeah, the bus is pretty false. Ye to
take the time to call every parent of every student

(01:51):
on the bus, or you called in saying hey, I
need a new bus or somebody else needs to pick
these kids up. Yeah, well I don't think we need
a new bus. It's just to have to get the
top of this one fixed because it hits the sign
at the drive through. That's and so like I'm just
waiting here. You try taking your bus to a drive Yeah,
is that why you're late? Breakfast? Are you kidding me? Yes?

(02:14):
And I understand your upset, but one most important meal
of the day too, Um, just don't go today. I
woke up and I was like, I want some Taco
Bell really bad. And then so I stopped off at
Taco Bell. Usually I'm a jack in the box. I
stopped to Taco Bell, and then I don't need to
hear where you're usually yet I don't care about your
morning routine. Well, oh, it looks like they're gonna get

(02:35):
it free, so I might be able to get there
in a few minutes. Probably it's a I don't know
if twenty minutes or so, because I probably gotta fiut
some paperwork. Would you want anything? No, I don't want anything.
I want you here doing your damn job, okay picking up? Yeah? No, awesome.
They were able to get it unstuck from the drive through, dude,
So it looks like I'm gonna be there probably, you know,
twenty thirty minutes, Like I said, if that works, and

(02:57):
I'm gonna be back on the route. And if you
could not tell my boss, i'd appreciate that, And I
will definitely bring you whatever you want or something. Are
you kid? No, stop talking, be an adult and think
about these things before you do them. What if I
bring you a Dorito's local taco? No, I don't want
any fast food. I want your ass fired. Sauce. You

(03:18):
said fire, you want a fire sauce? No, you, I
want you fired. Oh okay, well job should not be
driving kids anywhere. That true, so we're responsible. It's very true.
I'm hanging up. Don't hang up. Have a good job.
Please don't hang up, because this is actually Jewel from
the Jewil Show doing a phone prank on you. What what? What?
Slow down? I didn't get that last garbage? What did

(03:40):
you say? I said, this is actually Jewel from the
Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and your wife.
Bailey set you up. I'm not the bus driver. I'm
not a bus driver. Yeah, I get that now. My
wife Bailey set me up. Yeah. She said that the
bus driver is always late, and you've been complaining about it,
so he's always yeah, I know. And she told me that.

(04:02):
And she said she already planned on taking your kid
to school today anyway, so I could do this prank
phone cup so I don't worry about him. Oh oh great,
that's okay. That's a real wake up every morning with
Jubil phone pranks.