The Carpet Doll That Haunts Your Living Room?!

A routine follow-up call about carpet cleaning goes wildly off the rails when the caller claims he handcrafted a life-like doll from the customer’s carpet fibers. Tensions rise, threats fly, and the reveal is pure radio-chaos. Listen for the full Jubal Phone Prank — you’ll laugh, cringe, and replay the best one-liners.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another Jubal Phone Prank weekday mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hello, Yes, Hi, this is Juniper. I'm calling from carpet cleaning.
I was looking for our customer, Corey whose carpets I
had the pleasure of steam o and cleaning and vacuuming
last week.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
I'm sorry, Yeah, of course, yeah, I remember. Yeah, what's
going on.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
I'm just calling to sort of a quality satisfaction phone
call to see if you enjoyed the service and if
everything was done to your liking.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Oh, yeah, it's great. Thanks, what you now?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
And I'd also like to see if there was a
time that I could schedule with you to come by
and drop it off.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
I'm sorry, I don't follow drop it off, drop.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
It off for you. I like to make the exchange
in person. I feel like it's a much more personal
touch to be able to hand it to you.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
I'm sorry they came into the carpets last week.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yes, I was one of the cleaners. I had the
pleasure of steaming and vacuuming and getting all of the
nasty fibers and unwanted tiers out of your carpet.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
There was a lot, right, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yes, And so if I could just schedule a time
to drop by and hand it to you. I think
you'll really like what I've done.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Hand it. What do you what are you talking about? Then?

Speaker 2 (01:40):
I think you really like what I've done, my craftsmanship
on this might be the best one that I've made yet.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Well, like I said, you guys came and cleaned the
carpets last week. I don't know when we mean the doll.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
The doll it's spitting in image of you.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
I don't understand what do you mean the doll?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Oh? Maybe I didn't explain fully your carpet and the
fall fibers and the hairs that we get from it
and all the other fibers. As sort of a thank
you present for letting me clean your carpet, I made
you a doll out of you.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Made a doll from the fibers and the hairs and
the carpet.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yes, Yes, and this spitting image. It's probably one of
the best dolls that I've ever created.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
I'm not going to lie to you, man, I think
this is just a really strange thing to say to
your customers or do It's just that I enjoyed.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
I enjoyed being able to scrape your carpets and get
all the nasty hairs out of it. And I spent
the last week crafting a doll out of all the
hairs and the fibers from her.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
I am so weirded out by you and your whole vibe.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Hello, Lulu, big Coury, Hellu big Coury.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Uh do don't call me big Torri. That's the doll.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
I had the doll up to the phone and I
was having speak to the.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Dog that you made out of the fibers.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
From your hairs.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Yes, oh my goshs to me too, big Coury.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
No, no, no, no no, no, I.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Think unto you've seen the doll that I've created.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Maybe you are really disturbed, like really truly disturbed. I'm
leaving work. If I cheel around my home, I will
find you. I will hurt you.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Do not come to my home, okay, Corey, Well then
I'll let you know that this is actually Jubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and
your wife. Say you up, Oh my god, yeah, she
said that you guys had some carpet cleaners come the
other day.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Hit you want to mess with you?

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Oh, oh my god. This picture weird due just a
doll being out of my hair.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
No wake up every morning with jubile Phone Franks