The Cleaner Said There Was a “Body-Sized” Stain in His Apartment

On this Jubal Phone Prank, a routine house cleaning call takes a terrifying turn. Jason gets a call from someone claiming to be part of his cleaning crew… but what starts as a simple carpet spill quickly spirals into confusion, panic, and a very unsettling description of what was left behind in his home.

As the details get stranger and the explanations make less sense, Jason is convinced something seriously wrong happened while he was away. Is it an accident, a cover-up, or something much worse? The tension builds fast—and the reaction is priceless.

Listen to find out how far this prank goes, how Jason completely loses it, and why this might be one of the most unhinged house-cleaning calls ever made.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hello,
is this Jason? Yes, it's Jackson. Who Hi Jason. My
name is Juniper, a name with house cleaning.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Oh. Okay, Hi there, what's up?

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Hi? I was cleaning your house?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
What's up?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Hi? So, I'm one of the people on the crew
that was cleaning your house today and I needed to
call you because there is a little situation that I
wanted to inform you about when your house was being
worked on.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Okay, what is it?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Well, it seems that there was a big spill, and
so we're gonna I need to be here a little
longer to make sure we clean up the spill on
the carpet. Carpets. They like to soak up liquids, don't they. Yes,

(01:14):
see do you? So we're gonna need to be here
just a little while longer to make sure we get
it all cleaned up.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
What's spilled? What's spilled?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
It was actually one of my co workers that stain
the carpet. It was a pure worker that stained the carpets.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
I don't care who did it. What is it? Is
it getting cleaned? Are you still there?

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:40):
I don't know you're still inuus We're supposed to be
out of there.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yes, I'm still here. I'm still in your house.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yes, Why did you giggle? What's the giggle? What are
you giggling about? What made the stain in my carpet?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
I'm sorry, I get nervous sometimes.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Why are you nervous? You're cleaning my house? What did
you do?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Oh? Nothing, I didn't do anything. It was my coworker
that stained your carpet.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
How big is the stain?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Oh, I don't know. It's a big one, I would
say it. If I had to measure the stain on
your carpet from my co worker, I would say it
was around five seven five eight.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
What does that even mean? Why is the stain the
size of a body? Why are you measuring the size
of a body?

Speaker 1 (02:32):
What happened? Please explain? Oh? I just that's the way
that I measure things is in sizes like that. I
laid down next to it for a while to see,
and I'm about five six, so it was a little bigger.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
What is happening? Is someone dead in my apartment? What happened?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Oh? Well, I just know that it was my coworker
who left the stain and he's about five seven five
eight ish, and so that's how I measured to lay.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
There's a he staying my carpet with his body.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Oh I don't know. I just know that my coworker
is the one who stained your carpet. And they're about
five seven ish five eight And it'll just take a
little while to get all cleaned up. And I was
going to ask if you could wait to come home
until we're all done, because it's quite a scene.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
What now, I'm not waiting to come home. Get out
of my house. Did you kill somebody my house? Is
there a dead body in my house? What's going on?
What is going on? Get out of my house right now?
If we're gout of my house right now, get out
of my house right now.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Hey, Jason, this is actually a Jebel from the Jubel
Show doing a phone brank on you and your brother
set you up. What it's a joke, your brother, Your
brother set you up for a phone brank. He says
you have cleaners come to your house every week and
you know never see them, and he wanted to freak
you out.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Holy crap, you know you freaked you freakd the hell
out of me. I couldn't tell what was I couldn't
tell what you were. I couldn't tell what the hell
I was like? Am I talking to long Legs?

Speaker 1 (04:14):
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