The Dog Ate Your Wedding Dress

Jubal catches Maggie off guard with a wild wedding dress disaster prank call—featuring a mischievous Great Dane named Winston and a hilarious mix-up that threatens her big day just one week away! Tune in for unexpected twists, funny reactions, and classic prank chaos that prove sometimes wedding prep can go wildly off-script. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hello, Maggie, this is Trevor
and I'm calling from Bridal about your wedding dress. So
you're supposed to pick up today or tomorrow. Yes, yeah,
So okay, there's been like a little bit of an issue.

(00:28):
What Yeah, I need to make you aware of.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, okay, make me aware what's wrong?

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Okay? So how when is your wedding again?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
It is one week from today?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Okay, Yeah, so there was a little bit of a
snaff who with the final alterations on your dress?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Okay, I need you to be really clear with me
right now. What the what the is the snaff? Though?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
So well, so technically it's Winston's fault, but like I
guess you could say, Winston kind of ruined it, like
it's pretty shredded.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Who's wait, who's Winston Winston from the Ghostbusters? Who's Winston?

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Oh? Well, okay, so I'll just get to the point
and tell you what happened. So, okay, So I was
making the final alterations on the dress and I needed
something to like pin it to you, you know, like
pin it around, and I didn't have like my normal
mannequin thingy. So my great Dane Winston, he usually sits

(01:39):
pretty well when I do that, but for whatever reason,
when I put it on him, he got real mad.
And then so he used to you know, what's going crazy?
And kind of pretty much Tate, he pretty much ate
the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Are you shouted? It? Waits?

Speaker 2 (01:55):
This guy?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
No go, you're there's a joke, Like what are you
talking about? You put my underdog? Like this is a joke? Right, great?
Who the hell?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
So he's like, you know, he's pretty tall if you
stand him up all on, like his hind legs, and
so I figured, you know, it'd be good like measurement,
but he got real mad.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
So I want to talk to your manager, like whoever
I want to I want to talk to the manager
right now, like right now.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
They're not here right now, So I just thought i'd
call you to you know, but try to see what
we can do because I know, like it's a week
away and now your wedding dress is pretty shrouded up
and I could follow instant around and try to collect
the rest of it, but I don't know if you
want me to.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Say the rest of it, Like what the hell are
you talking about I am getting married in week? Do
you understand?

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Who the hell are you?

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Anyway? I've never heard your before in my life. I've
never seen you. I've never heard this voice before. Okay,
I's going out with my dress right now. A stroke.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
So I work at the shop, but like, technically, okay,
so this is what I'm calling you, Like what the hell? Yeah?
Kind of so like I'm a janitor, but I want
to be able to like be you know, work in
the shop on the dresses. So I thought it would
impress my boss if I did the final alterations on it.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Okay, I can't reade like I'm having a serious Pattic attack.
I need to speak to whoever your your boss is
right now, right now?

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Okay, Well, I do have some options that that I
know we can do to make like maybe make it
better with.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
You, there's no options. I want my dress?

Speaker 2 (03:42):
What good?

Speaker 1 (03:43):
What's the option?

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Is your wedding Grecian themed at all?

Speaker 1 (03:48):
What?

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah? Are you you having like a Grecian themed wedding.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Grecian themed wedding?

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah? Because I was thinking what we could do is
get a bed sheet and then sent it with a belt,
and you will look my god, offense Greek goddess. Oh
my god, oh, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
I'm coming there right now. I am so done. I
better not see any dog anybody else. I need to
see your manager.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Hey, Maggie, this is actually Dubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your sister Nadine
set you up.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Oh my god, I can't. Oh my god, I'm gonna
kelly her.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Oh my god, she wanted to freak you out before
the wedding. It sounds like she did it.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Oh my god. I whear to God, you cannot make
this awful way. God, wake up every morning with Jubile
phone pranks