The Dog Whisperer

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone frame.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Hi, Hello, my name is Rogelio. I'm calling from doggy Daycare.
Is this Peanuts mommy?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
That this is me? Is everything okay? Oh?

Speaker 3 (00:22):
I don't know where to start. I need to speak
with you about specifically Peanut. I know both of your
little Aussie doodles, Peanut and Snoop stay here during the day,
and I need to talk to you specifically about Peanut.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah, I mean, is there an issue? He's been going
you guys for like a year now and everything.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Hi, So we have not met in person.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
I don't think maybe I don't know.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
My name is Rolo and I am the in house dog.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Whisper, the in house dog whisper.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Yes, I have consultations with the dogs weekly, and I've
spoken to your dogs a few times. But this week
Peanuts shared something with me, and so I thought I
needed to call you and talk about it.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
I did not know that dog whispering was part of
the service at the doggy daycare.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Oh well, I'm surprised. Yes, every dog that stays here
gets whispered to at least once a week. I have
whispered your dogs, and your dogs have whispered me many times.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Okay, and is there?

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Are are you getting to a point here? Is there?
Do we need to keep having our conversation?

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Well, today Peanuts shared with me that there's a cat
in the house.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Correct, Uh, yeah, yes, so they.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Don't really interact though. The cat stays in the basement.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Okay, not according to Peanut, that's not. Peanut told me
that the cat is mean to him. The cat steals
his bed, and the other day the cat slapped him
on the cheek.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
The cat that's scared of his own shadow and won't
come out of the basement is interacting.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
With my dogs, Peanuts, your dog himself told.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
You, well, no, you're telling me. My dog is telling
you that a cat who is trapped in the basement
is abusing him. Ye, this is what you're calling me about.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
And he warned me that this is the reaction I
would get because the thing that I really wanted to
talk to you about was he says that you choose
the cat's side over his.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
How do you now look what you've done? How do
you want this conversation to go? Because I'm a little
bit I'm a little bit of a loss here as
to what is even what are you even talking about
normally an instances, coherent stuff coming from your side normally.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
In instances like this, ro Helio requests that you come
in here for about two hours, sit down with me
and your dog Peanut, and we will have a conversation
to sort of mend this conflict.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
You think that I'm going to take two hours out
of my day to sit and have a conversation with
you and my dog about a problem that doesn't exist.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
He can hear you, you know, and he knows everything talk.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
And understand everything that I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Every single yes, yes, yes, every single So when can
I get you to in here for a session so
that we can mend this conflict?

Speaker 2 (03:12):
That's not that's not happening.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
I guess the retreat is off the turn Wait, retreat?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
What are we talking about?

Speaker 3 (03:19):
The final stage? The final stage in mending a conflict
like this is I sit down with all of you
and then after that we will need to go on
a three week retreat into a low populated wooded area
and live off the land together so that we regain
our sense of community.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
No, there's no way I'm doing any of that, and
that's out of curiosity.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
What are we looking for? Her.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
What is that going to put me back?

Speaker 3 (03:40):
What's your retreat going to It's only four thousand dollars,
it will only be four thousand dollars for the store.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Four thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yes, sure, no problem. I would love to give.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
You wonderful wonderful solve a.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Non executive problem with probably that's sounds grim, do it? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Wow, r Helio is confused here.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
I will start has some whisper it for you?

Speaker 3 (04:06):
No, yeah, clear, yes, okay.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
That's my time.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
That's gonna be wasted today.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
So all right, wait, hold up, I have to let
you know that this is actually Jubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone prank on you and your sister
Taylor set you up. What it's a joke.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Okay, said sir. I was so ridiculous. Dog whisper Oh
my god

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Wake up every morning with Jubil phone Franks, we say
mornings on the twenties

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