The goat ate your ring

Who knew the jeweler had a goat. And that garbage disposal of a goat would eat your ring. Jubal knew. This is a Jubal Phone Prank.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello,
be quiet, Jimmy, Jimmy, quiet down. You're the reason I'm
having to call. Hello, stop it, Jimmy. Hello, I'm so sorry. Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Jimmy.

(00:25):
Stop hello, I'm so sorry. Hi is this Nick? What
is this? Hello? Yeah? Hi? Hello Nick? Yeah? Hi? How
are you? My name is Peteek and some call from jewelry.
We got your engagement ring in here being cleaned Yeah, Jimmy,

(00:47):
you're the reason that I'm having to call. I'm sorry,
sorry about that. He's quiet now, go ahead. So, so, yes,
your engagement ring is in here being cleaned up because
you got the big proposal coming up here. Yeah. Two
days great, two days okay, So I just call him
with an update there on your ring. Jimmy. Okay, you

(01:09):
made me like kind of nervous.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
You get me kind of nervous, Like is everything good?
Is it gonna be ready? Like what are you calling
me for?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Is it good?

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Like I don't know who Jimmy is, but like, well
just stop for two seconds. It's like really air irritating.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
If Jimmy would behave well, I wouldn't be making this
phoe all. So anyway, so your proposal is in two days. Huh.
You probably have plans and everything for that. Huh. It's
gonna be huge. It's like a camera guy, it's gonna
be really open. Oh that's marvelous. So I'm calling because

(01:44):
we may not have the ring ready in time at
this point. Are you wait a minute.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
When I got this off, you guys told me that
the date would be ready.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
And he's not happy to have it. Yeah, he's not
happy at all. He's not talking to him. Now, be quiet, Jimmy.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Also, ry no, no, no, yeah, Jimmy, when I dropped
the ring off you, I said, I need to have
it by a certain time because I'm I have this
huge proposal going on, and you guaranteed me that it
would be ready. So when I dropped the ring off,
you guys told me it would be ready at a

(02:19):
certain time. I have this huge thing.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
What is that sound? You're a barn like, Jimmy. What
is that sound? That's Jimmy my pet goat?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Oh okay, why do you okay, you have a pet goat?
Don't tell me, don't you? Don't you tell me that
to donate my ring. Is that's not coming out of
your mouth? Is that coming out of your mouth?

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Will you ask me?

Speaker 2 (02:48):
So it's on the go tell me this is on
the You asked me. Why you're saying it's Jimmy's fault?
Did jimmy my ring?

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Go near my ring? Why does it go in a
jewelry time?

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Well? You are you kidding me? Sometimes they let you
take your pets to work here and Jimmy, yeah, I don't.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Go in a bet like I don't listen? Is it
gonna so I'm gonna give my girlfriend, uh my friance
a ring. The head goats in it.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Well, you know, hopefully it passes and we can find it.
But I am willing to.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Let on disgusting. What that be?

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Quiet? I'm sorry, don listen. Get the goat out of
the Get.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
The goat out of them. I do not if I'm
here that goat. And one more time, whatever the hell
the goat sounds are, I'm going to lose my Okay,
So get the goat. Just take the goat out. And
how are we gonna get my ring in two days?

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Okay? You're telling me the goat ate my ring outside?
Please take you Jimmy outside pifection.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
What are you running? Sorry, I'm totally you go to
assistant because he notes like, why are the goat? Why
your goat near rings?

Speaker 1 (04:08):
I don't get it? Why?

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Why is this?

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Okay? I understand that you're upset.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
I've had you don't understand because I have a bring
up a goat. I'm not gonna get it two days.
I'm I'm not going to get it in two days.
I'm never I'm gonna go write a worse YEP review.
I'm so write every review online. I'm going to trash
this breaking place.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
I'm so why because this is Nick this is actually
Dubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone break on
you and your brother say you it's.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Like, I'm my brother. Why didn't my brother? Oh my god,
my rings?

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Not No, it's not. He said that you're proposing to
your girlfriend in a couple of days and wanted.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
To Yeah, and two days my brother is so dead.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
I'm to get it back.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Oh man, this is like, oh my, this is like
so ridiculous. I cannot believe he did it. I'm getting
on pay back?

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Is it? Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks,
We Say Mornings on the twenties