The IT Guy Who Knows Nothing

When Rachel calls for tech support, she expects solutions—not sticky notes, baking soda, and TV repair advice. What follows is a hilariously unhelpful “IT experience” that will leave you cringing and laughing at the same time. Tune in to The Jubal Show for one of the funniest phone pranks yet, where nothing goes right… except the comedy.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello, yeah, Rachel. Hello, who is Rachel? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Hello? Hello? Who is this? Hi?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Who is this?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Oh? Hey Rachel, Hi, this is Eddie. I'm calling from
uh Corporate, the IT department. Oh yeah, yeah, Hi, you
got an issue with your pewter my what your computer?
You got issue some about of password something like that?

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Yeah, yeah, sorry, yeah, yeah, I got yes.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Hello, yeah, yeah, hey, Yeah, my name is Eddie.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Eddie.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah, okay, call on from the IT department. You put
in a tick at.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
I hear you, Yeah, I hear you.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
So yeah, yes, I put in a ticket because it
kept making it kept making me reset.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
My password, and I.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Reset it and then but but it keeps like not working,
so I can't get a password to stick and I
can't log into my computer.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
So st no, yeah, because you know, you know, I've
been around for a while. I've been in this company
a long time too, and I find that I, you know,
when I'm having trouble remembering a password, I just you know,
put it on a sticky note. I still use those
things and it works pretty well. Probably just put put

(01:37):
your password on a sticky note.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
No, it's not that I don't remember the password. I
do remember the passwords. The computer is not taking the password.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
They have passwords, you know. Back in my day, we
didn't have passwords or just shook hands and trusted each other.
I wish we could do that with our computers, you know,
just shake shake his hands and say yeah, I agree
with you.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
But that's not how it works. So I I do
need help though trying to and I don't have a
lot of time.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
I take anything like that. What yeah, it seems to
help with my memory.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
I'm telling you. It's I was just telling you. It's
not about remembering the password. I remember the password. I
write down the passwords, the computer is not taking it.
Can I speak with someone else? Is that possible? So
I can just get this done and get you.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Needing uh, you know, corporate downsizing and stuff. I'm the
only one in the office today.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
At some way for you to like just get into
my computer system from your end and just like fix
this path.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
No, you know, my TVs on the fricks, I just
hit it on the side of it and it sometimes works.
You know, you try hitting it.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Hitting it on the side. It's not going to do anything.
This is not a nineteen eighties TV this is this
is a computer. I don't I don't know what you're thinking,
but yeah, I need someone with real knowledge here.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, I'm thinking bacon soda by soda?

Speaker 2 (03:07):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Baking? You know, bacon soda kind of fixes everything. I
use it in the kitchen all the time for stuff,
and like, if I've got a little indigestion, I can
which you get off my age. You get a lot
of indigestion. I just throw some bacon soda down my
gullet and clears it right up. So, baby, you try
bacon soda.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
So you aren't in basle, send me someone confident, please.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
No, I cannot believe you work in it.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
You're literally the least helpful person I have ever spoken
to you my entire li.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
You remind me of my granddaughter a little bit. And
you know, when she ever had problems with her Nintendo
back when that was the thing, she used to blow
in the game cartridges would fix it right up. You
try blowing in the computer there o.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
My god, up and just give me some.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Real Hey, Rachel, this is actually Jubil from The Jubil
Show doing a phone prank on you and what your coworker,
Brittany set you up.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
She said that you've been having trouble getting into your
computer and I hasn't got back to you yet, so
she wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Oh my god, I hate her so crazy wake up
every morning with jubal phone pranks