The Mattress Delivery Creeper

Mark thought he was just getting a new mattress—but instead, he got the creepiest call of his life. A delivery guy who knew way too much about his house, schedule, and breakfast habits. Was it passion for his job… or something much more disturbing? Turns out, it was all a prank set up by Mark’s wife! Another classic Jubal Phone Prank that’ll make you question every delivery driver who shows up early.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hello, Mark.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Speaking.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Hi. It's Juniper and I'm here. I'm a little bit
early today, I know, but I'm here.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Who is who is this?

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Who is this is Juniper?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
I don't know what Juniper? Who is this?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Oh? I'm calling from Mattresses and I have a mattress
delivery for you today. I was supposed to be here
about new nish, but I'm really killing it, killing it
today at my schedule. So I'm here ahead of time
and I'm ready to install your mattress.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Okay, all right, little early, but that's fine. I guess
I'll open up the garage so you could take it out.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I was wondering how am I going to get in?
I already thinking, am I going to pick the rock?
Am I going to have to know? The window?

Speaker 2 (01:10):
All open the garage for you?

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Okay, great, So you'll open the garage and then where
would you like me to put your new bedding?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Now you go through the door, you make a lesson,
go to the masters bedroom. I told them exploits that
instructions yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Oh yes, all right, yes, well I knew the master
bedroom was to the left. I just wasn't sure if
that's where you wanted it.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah, that's what I said. Put in the massive bedroom
to the left, that's where I wanted.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
I wasn't sure if you wanted it in the guest room,
which is two doors down from the master bedroom. Of course.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
No, how do you know that where? How do you
know where my guest from is? How do you know
where my guest from is?

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Oh? I was. I deliver mattresses for a living, So
I guess I was just sort of making an education
guess on where the guest room would be. But that's
already got a twin bed in it, and so it
probably doesn't need a king size mattress.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
How do you know there's a twin bed in there?

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Oh? I just I just guessed, because normally twin beds
go in guest rooms. I've been through a lot of houses,
more of the houses than you could ever imagine.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
What is that supposed to mean? I don't know. How
do you know there's twin beds in my guess room?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Oh? It was just an educated gas based on all
the houses that I've been through.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Houses are different everywhere. That's that's weird that you would
know that. How do you know that?

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Oh? Well, like I said, it was just a guess.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
But no, I don't okay, I'm not comfortable with this.
I need you to go.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
I already put the mattress in the room.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
But how did you do that? I haven't even been
in the garage yet.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Full disclosure. I was very very early delivering your mattress.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
I know you're early, too early.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
I was. I was very early. I got here shortly
after you left for work.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
I leave at six in the morning.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yes, very early, after you make your morning coffee and
your oat meal and compewter before you head out the
door to work. Yes, that's what I figured.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Have you been hanging around my house? Have you been
hanging around my house?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Well? Yes, and delivering a mattress of course.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
No. No, have you been hanging around my house before
you do this? Would you your company? How you're doing this?
Do you need to go right? You need to go
right now?

Speaker 1 (03:45):
I guess I would need clarification on what you mean
by hanging around your house.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Clarification. It's like, how do you know all this that
I do? And how do you know my schedule? How
do you know when I leave? How do you know
what I'm eating.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Oh, because, well, I'm just very passionate about my job
as mattress to live.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
That's not passionate. That's weird. That's weird. That's not passionate.
That's weird.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
I've been watching you for a week and a half.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
What I just what did you just say?

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Well, I wanted to make sure that my mattress delivery
was perfect for you, so I started surveillance. But a
week and a half.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Okay, that's that's it. No, no, you gotta go. I'm
calling the cops right now.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Okay, well, then I should probably exit the mattress because
this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone brank on you and your wife set you up.
Oh it's a joke. You said, you guys are having
a mattress delivered today, and she wanted to freak you out.
Oh what she did?

Speaker 2 (04:46):
I don't like. Oh, man, that is your creepiest phone
call I've ever had in my life. Oh my god,
wake

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Up every morning with Jubile Phone Franks weekday mornings on
the twenties,