When an upset customer calls a mattress store accusing them of “false advertising,” things spiral fast—especially when he blames his memory foam for forgetting his anniversary. What follows is one of the most bizarre, awkward, and laugh-out-loud phone pranks The Jubal Show has ever pulled off. Listen to the full segment to hear the escalating confusion, the unexpected accusations, and the moment the truth finally drops.
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Episode Transcript
It's another jewbile phone frame. Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Mattresses.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Hello, Hello, Hi, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, hello these mattresses.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yeah, I got a bone to pick. What's your name?
What is your name?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Andrew?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Mm hmmm Andrew? Huh? Are you the one who helped me?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I'm not sure. When when did you come in?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I was in there and I bought a mattress, and
I want I have half a mind to sue you
for false advertising.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
You would sue us for false advertising, mattress. It happened.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I said, I have half a mind to sue your
company and you for everything you're worth for false advertising.
I bought a mattress from you. And it doesn't work.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I'm sorry it doesn't work.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
It doesn't work at all.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Can you be more specific?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I forgot my anniversary?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
You forgot your anniversary? Does that have to do with
the mattress?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Let me tell you.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Okay, the missus we've been together for a long time. See,
I'm having trouble remembering, even when it was for sixty years.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Sixty first time I forgot the years.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
First time I forgotten anniversary, and that includes when I
was in the war over there, you know, And I had,
you know, doing things with anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
When you think the mattress made you forget your wist anniversary.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Well it didn't make me remember it, did it?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Well, sir, that's not what mattresses do. I'm very confused here.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I bought a memory foam mattress from your store, and
I have been more forgetful than ever confused.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
That's not what memory fone means.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Oh no, I'm not confused. I know exactly what the
word memory means. I don't think you could get over
on me just because I seem to be a little
bit older.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I'm still pretty stry.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I found it up. I'm saying, the memory foam is
not that's you're thinking, sir.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Help one bit. Been sleeping on it for months now.
I forgot my anniversary. The missus is mad at me,
more mad than when I was overseas playing with the
lady boys.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Sure. Sorry, that's not the memory foam is that? It
just it memorizes the contour of your body. It's not.
It has nothing to do with your your plane? Is that?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I don't need you talking about my body contour and
how you want to rub me up and down?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
What what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
What you just said the contours say that I'll have
you know. I'm a married.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Man, yeah, sixty years.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
He told me got his wife's anniversary because your memory
foam mattress doesn't do crap for the memory. And now
I call up and mister Hansey over, give me your manager.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I am the manager. What do you, sir?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I am the very on my contour body.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I did not say that, sir. I did not say that.
I did not say I want to put my hands
on your contour.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Why are you talking about my luscious curves?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Then, no, I did. I did not say that. You
said you forgot sir?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Fine, Fine, I did not say that. Fine, we'll give
you my ad.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
What can I do?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I'll tell you when she leaves and come on over.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Sir, sir, I am not coming to your house. What
are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I guess you could show me how this mattress works?
Then what are you?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Sir? That is highly inappropriate. But it is not my
fault that you don't know what memory phone means. And
I'm very sorry that you forgot your wife's anniversary. And
I am not coming over to your house to play
with your contour whatever you.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Just contour body no, I am, but I got luscious curves,
and I guess you.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Would remember me about your luscious curves.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Please, Okay, then I'll let you know that this is
actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank
on you. What.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, and your color, your name set you up?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Oh no, you talk the radio. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
You guys get a lot of crazy complaints from people
who had mattresses and you wanted me to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah. I can't believe they in that. Oh my god,
he's in so much trouble.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I can't believe you want a contour my body.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah. Oh man, you should hear some of the complaints
we get. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks, we say,
Mornings on the twenties,
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