The Notary Who Went “Full Leaf Blower” on Important Business Documents

When a soon-to-be business owner gets a call from a notary about finalizing the paperwork for her very first business purchase, everything sounds normal—until the notary reveals his unusual (and very loud) method for “drying” the ink. What happens next sends the papers—and her patience—flying. Listen to this hilarious prank phone call from The Jubal Show that proves not all business deals go by the book.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone frame day Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello, Hey, this is Pete Eakins, the mobile notary who's
supposed to drop by the paperwork today and have you
sign them so we can get your business delibered to.
Congratulations on purchasing your first business. I just got the
paperwork signed by the other party and I got to
give them over to you and then get them filed
and the sales should be approved. So I'm just calling

(00:33):
to see if you're going to be around in the
next little bit.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
There, Yes, I am still here, okay, just fare related
to hear your back. I'm sorry, what's that? I'm here?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
I just stop that? Yeah, sorry about that? Sorry about
that a little loud there anyway. Yeah, hey, Pete Eakins,
the mobile notary who's supposed to get all your paperwork
signed today for your big business purchase. Yeah, congratulations on that.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Thank you. Do you have an ep A? You know? Sorry?
Let's that? Yeah? Can you stop the leaf?

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Flower?

Speaker 2 (01:15):
What's the leaf?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:17):
I'm sorry that you so you move away from it
or turn it off. I don't know you're operating.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
It, but yes, no, it's yeah, I I don't I
like to be very thorough when I get paperwork signed,
especially for an important business purchase like this. So I'm
using the leaf blower outside the car right now. Just
try and make sure the inks dry on the signatures,
and then I'll bring it over to you.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
So, I'm just sorry. Did you say that you are?
You are leaf blowing fly my paperwork? That means I'm sorry,
are you leaf blowing a notary stamp? But head, I
I'm sorry. I'm sure it would be fine if you
have the lower? Hello?

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Hello, you please off the leaf Please turn off the leaflower.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
I'm so sorry. I shall just deliver my paperwork.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
I should wait to do that before work, Yeah you, yes,
but yes, make sure everything's dry.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah, I'm sure it's fine. Maybe just like put a
length piece of paper over it. It's very important that
I get those papers intact because I like in the
next hour or two.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yeah, because time time very time sensitive.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Why would he be using a leaf flower?

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Why would he be hello? Hi? Hello? Why would you
be using a leaf blower?

Speaker 2 (02:34):
I'm just trying to get all the documents all dried up.
Make sure the ink is all dry so I can
get it over to you. Since it's an important you
maybe try a fan.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
What oh whoa what?

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Oh boy?

Speaker 3 (02:54):
What?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Oh boy?

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Oh boy?

Speaker 3 (03:00):
What what happens? Hey? Eron Aaron?

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yes, yet nothing to worry about, sort of. Yeah, well
it's gonna be just a little bit before I get
over there. Accidentally blew the whole stack of papers down
the street?

Speaker 1 (03:20):
There, Did you just say that all of my papers
are down the street?

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Like blown across the streets?

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yeah? Yeah, it really goes right?

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Are you moron? Like? Why there? Do you use a
leap blower on official documents?

Speaker 1 (03:34):
There's sense of material there. I need every single one
of those in sequence delivered.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
I'm trying to hold back together. Now, I.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Okay, what's the actual This is the most ridiculous thing
I've ever heard.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
I'm seeing you, I'm seeing your entire company.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
I'm saying, whatever idiot referred you to the other person.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
That's part of the visional Jackson. You are ruining my
fans to buying my first business. Kind of moron is
out here with? Who gave you a notary like a certification?
Are you serious of you?

Speaker 2 (04:13):
I should just let you know it's a prank phone call.
Then this is actually jubil from the jubil show doing
a phone prank on you and your husband set you up.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Oh my god, you have no idea. I literally have
a pain in my chest right now. I could kill you.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
And my husband.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
You want to say I congratulations on buying your first business.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Oh my gosh, that is not the way to say
congratulations to me. Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks.