The Pipe Whisperer: A Very Personal Plumbing Call

When Eric answers a routine confirmation call about his plumbing appointment, he quickly finds himself in a bizarre conversation with a so-called pipe expert who knows way too much. From blueprints to midnight bathroom visits, this call spirals into something hilariously unsettling. Is it a concerned professional… or something else entirely?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Day mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Hello, I'm excited to meet you tomorrow and to find
the problem.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yes, this is Eric.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah, this is he?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Who is Hello Eric? And my name is Juniper. Then
I'm calling from plumbing and I'm calling to confirm market
together tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Oh okay, I have an employment tomorrow for my pipes.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yes, that's the get together that I'm speaking of. I'm
excited to work on your pipes.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Oh okay, that's that's kind of strange about I feel
like I.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Am know them very well.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
That's what.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
I feel like. I already know your pipes very well.
I've been learning a lot about your house and the
blueprints for where all the pipes go and where the
clogs might be happening, because it sounds like your pipes
are getting clogged and you have no idea. Why is correct?

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Who is this? Hello?

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yes? I thought i'd explained that my name is Juniper
and I'm calling from plumbing and I'll be the one
handling your pipes tomorrow, said Juniper.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yes, what the hell.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
It's a pleasure to meet Eric.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Okay, Yeah, I do have an appointment tomorrow. My pipes,
but sounds very strange.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Man, I don't know what sounds strange about it. I'm
just calling to confirm that I'll be the one that
will be assisting in the removal of whatever is clogged
up your pipes in your house.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Okay, have you been to this house set or what
have you been talking about? Like you know the blueprint
of the house there.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yes, I'm very passionate about my job, Eric, very passionate. Okay,
this appointment has been scheduled for a week now, and
I've been doing all kinds of reconnaissance and homework to
figure out where the problem might be so that the
appointment goes as quick as possible and I can get
you all ready to go and flushing freely in no time.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Okay, this sounds crazy. I had an appointment about a
week ago. I've to ask someone to come out. Nobody
has come. And you're saying that you've been studying my.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Place and you've done enough reconnaissance now to feel like
I can effectively find the problem and rid you of
the nastiness citizen in your house. It's causing your.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Ten back up. Dear dudeude, that sounds so crazy right now.
I can't even believe that I'm getting this call. The
things that are backing up in this pipes are starting
to snow.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yes, I know I've smelled it. It's very very ransoid.
It smells almost like something is decomposing.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
How did you smell it?

Speaker 1 (03:11):
What did I say I smelled it?

Speaker 2 (03:14):
You did?

Speaker 1 (03:17):
I meant I was reading the description that you gave
to the person.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
You said you smelled it. How did you smell it?

Speaker 1 (03:29):
I well, I was doing some reconnaissance and I noticed
just a little bit of homework on your pipes, all
just a little bit of reconnaissance, and I was able
to smell the smell. It was when you went to

(03:50):
the bathroom the other day at two o'clock in the morning,
around two Okay, No, that's exactly when it was. So
I think it might be coming from the bathroom that's
in the master suite, because that's where I heard the
fourth steps.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
When the flushed my bathroom.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Underneath I've been living. I've been staying under your house
for a week, listening to the pipes.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
No, you have not that, just to see if I'm
gonna call the week. I hope you know that.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Eric, this is actually jubil from the Jebel Show doing
a phone prank on you and your girlfriend. Charlotte set
you up.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
A joke.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
She said that you have I've been having trouble with
your pipes and you have a plumber schedule for tomorrow
and she wanted to freak you out

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Wake up every morning with double phone franks.