The Prank That Nearly Burned the Café

A new hire calls the boss with a wild confession: secret menu drinks gone wrong, customers sick, and a flaming cocktail that set the kitchen on fire — all while the owner is on vacation. Tune in to this Jubal Phone Prank to hear the panicked manager, the ridiculous drink names, and the moment the prank is revealed. Funny, chaotic, and just messy enough to be unforgettable.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another Jubal Phone Prank Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hello, Hi, this is Trevor. Who is this? Oh yeah,
Hi Skyler, this is she?

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Who who is this?

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Hi? This is Trevor. We haven't officially ma yup, but
I just started at your restaurant two days ago and
there's been a little bit of a problem this morning.
So I figured I would call you, and I got
your phone number from like the emergency phone omber list.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Why are you calling me? Where's Canvae your direct manager?
You shouldn't be calling me. I'm on vacation.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Oh well yeah, she's talking to the fire department. So
I figured it would be better to just get you
on the phone.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
WHOA, what do you mean the fire department? What do
you mean?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
What happen? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Because the secret drink So anyway, Yeah, I was just
calling you to let you know that the secret menu
items are not working very well.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Secret menu items? What the are you talking about? Tell
me why the fire department is there?

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Well, they're here because of the secret menu items. Like
I don't think that they went off like they should have.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Secret drink menu items. You don't have secret drink menu items,
So what are you talking yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
So okay, let me explain, because like sorry, I might
be talking kind of fast because like it's just been
like really stressful around here this morning because of like
you know, people getting sick and then the fire and
all that kind of stuff, and so like.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
It's just been super busy.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
So I need you to get to the point. Oh
is the business still standing?

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Also, like I don't know, like it's just been very
very dramatic around here this morning because.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Like, be honest with me, where's Candice Can? Where is Candicce?

Speaker 3 (01:49):
She's talking to the firefighters and so like I can't
get her right now. But so basically, because like you know,
I just started two days ago. I thought it would
be like, hello, cool if we had like secret menu
items like all the Starby's and the other big like
coffee places.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Are you talking about? What did you do?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
So? I?

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Oh, well, okay, so like I created some secret menu
items because I thought it would be hell of cool.
But I, like, I don't think that it worked out
very well. So there was a dirty Unicorn, but unfortunately
a lot of people like started like you know, getting
sick because of that one you know dirty unicorn.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (02:23):
So it was like, it's a coffee drink, but because
it's the dirty Unicorn, because like Starby's has the other
unicorn drinks, this one is like it's with dish soap
and also dirty dishwater and then you make the coffee
and then you put it in the coffee.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
What the are you talking about? You serve guests dirty
dishwater the coffee.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
No, I thought it would be kind of catchy. Oh
like really for like you know you're fired?

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Uh well, like I don't know, Okay, did you say
I was getting fired?

Speaker 1 (02:55):
What do you think, Trevor? What the do you think, Trevor?

Speaker 3 (02:58):
The fire department is called oh, well, yeah, that's because
of the flaming unicorn.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
What the is a flaming unicorn?

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Well, I thought that one would also be kind of kitchy.
I'm very cool for like social media. So I put
like one fifty one floater on top of it, because
you know, we serve alcohol in the evenings, and then
set it on.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Fire about like ideas. But the fire department was called yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
The kitchen set on fire because I realized I never
made a flaming drink before, and then I got scared
and tipped it over.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
I'm on vacation. I don't even know who the you are,
but I'm coming back now. I'm gonna get you fired,
and I hope you know you're gonna be shot if
my building is to the ground.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Okay, well then I'll just let you know. It's a
prank phone call.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
What did you just say?

Speaker 3 (03:43):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your employee.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Candace set you up. It's a joke.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Oh my god, my heart, my heart.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
She said, it's the first time you've taken a vacation
since you opened the business, since she wanted to mess
with you.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Oh my god. I leave for one week and I
thought my business was gone. Wake up every morning with
Jubal Phone Pranks.