The Washer Is Broken… But He Won’t Stop Talking About Getting Lucky

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another Jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello,
it's a great day at appliance.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
I was looking for Carla, who's putting a few phone
calls with us. Apparently there's an issue with the washing machine.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Is this Carla? Yes, Carloicin Tower you.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
I'm doing fine. I've called you guys a couple times
to come and it's up the washer.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
I am feeling so good. I got lucky last night.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
What's funny here?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
I got lucky last night, So I'm just feeling great today.
You know, you know those days where something happens, you
get lucky, and then you just smile on your face
all day, skipping through work out.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
No, wait, hold on, this is about This is about
the washer and dryer, right, this is about the washer.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yes, yes, apparently there's an issue. Sorry about that. I'm
just in a great mood since I got lucky last night.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
That that is none of my concern. This is this
is this is this is what I'm I'm this is
the problem here. You guys have not been not all
helpful when it comes to I've had this broken washer
for three weeks and you're talking about getting lucky.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah. Well, I'm so sorry about the head.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah, you know, its sometimes you just I don't get
lucky that often, you know, and so getting.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Lucky like you shouldn't because you don't take care of business. Okay, yep, sorry, Look,
I have been having this washer. What you can tell
me is when you're gonna come.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Pick it up.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Well, I know someone who sounds like they didn't get
lucky last night. What did you say to me? It's
sorry about that's probably a poorly time joke because I
can tell you're.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Angry, sorry about Excuse me, this is absolutely unprofessional. You
know what?

Speaker 1 (01:45):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Let me write your name down?

Speaker 1 (01:47):
What'd you say your name was?

Speaker 2 (01:49):
It's Pete. I got lucky last night, eakins. Okay, hey, Carl,
I really want to help you out, and I'm so
sorry that you're frustrated. And I'm really sorry about that
joke about you're not getting like yeah, I was just saying,
you know, since you're already frustrated, if you had gotten
lucky last night like I did, you might be a
little hampier.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
But anyway, oh, okay, you know what, who's your manager?
And I really this this is ridiculous. I don't I
don't appreciate this because I've had dirty falls on right now?
Do you understand? So come get this washer and replace
it like like I need you to.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Okay, So the issue is that your washer wasn't working.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Yes, that is the problem.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
And you told us about it.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
You called and they said that the warranty stuff, they'd
come pick it up and deliver you a new one.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yes, that's that's That's exactly.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
What I'm looking for. So how's the new one working out?

Speaker 3 (02:46):
The new one? I don't have a new one. I
told you I'm wearing dirty clalls right now, can you
hear me?

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Gosh?

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah, so sorry about that. I'm still thinking about getting lucky.
Got that rainfall going on because I got lucky last
night and I haven't been able to see straight.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
You know what. I don't give up. I don't give
up about you having sex, you brobab.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
We don't even have any teeth.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
This is this is out of control right now. You
need to get somebody down here to pick.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Up this washer. Okay.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
I don't know how this got too, you know, adult
intimate times or whatever. I don't think that's professional.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Well you're talking about getting lucky.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Oh, I won twenty dollars on a lottery scratch off
last night and I haven't been able to recover.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Oh my god, are you serious?

Speaker 2 (03:36):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (03:37):
I need to go.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Ahead and go get gigging me a manager, because I'm
going to get you fired today. This, this is the
end of that. I'm so tired of wearing dirty clothes.
My husband, my kids are crying. It stinks in here.
I need to I need a new washer as soon
as possible.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
I'm up to my neck in dirty glothes.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Now, you might have got Lucky whenty twenty dollars, but
you're gonna get fired to day.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Well, then I'll let you know. It's a prank phone call.
How about that? What?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your husband set you up.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
It's a joke.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
He said that you've been frustrated trying to return this
washer that was broken, and he wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Oh my gosh, I'm gonna get him. I hope he had.
You better have a new washer for me.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
I got home.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
You know when you said something about getting I should
have got lucky last night.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
I was gonna live.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
He wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks,

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