Throw Your Kids’ Soccer Game

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another Jewbile phone Frameday Mornings on the twenties. Hello,
Hi Perry, this is P Deekins calling from Youth Soccer.
I am in the league office and I need to
speak with you real quick about a game coming up
on Saturday. How's it going pretty good? So we haven't

(00:21):
met before, but you're new to the officiating game. Thank
you very much for stepping in as a referee. We
always appreciate that when parents volunteer like that.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah, no problem, it's my pleasure.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
So big game on Saturday that you're refereeing for your first.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Time, yep, and I'm looking forward to Well, I.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Am looking forward to it as well, and I'm glad
I got you on the phone. So a couple of
things you need to know about the game this Saturday. Okay, One,
the Tigers cannot win, so need to make that happen.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Okay, what do you mean they cannot win? I mean
you okay that they'll be able to win.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
No, I mean it is your job this Saturday to
make sure those little rascals do not win that game.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Wait, let me get this straight. Are you asking me
to throw the game?

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Nope? Not asking, not asking. Let's make sure that happens.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Okay, excuse me? Are you telling me I have to
throw this game against the Tigers?

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Well, technically I can't say that, because obviously that would
be very frowned upon if I did. But I think
you can pick up what I'm putting down, so let's
make sure those Tigers go home with the loss.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Excuse me, I'm not going to throw a child's soccer
game just because you told me to. What kind of
bull is that?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Well, a child is on this team. This is not real.
Hold on, hold on, I cannot believe this is happening
right now? Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (01:44):
If you won't throw the kid's soccer game because I
told you too, how about if mister Andrew Jackson makes
an appearance?

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Are you bribing me now? Oh my god, this is
absolutely both. I cannot believe this is happening. I've heard
him like this happening. You're like in the pros. But
these are children, and you want me to put their
feelings and their emotions because you want me to throw
some game. Oh, this is absolutely wacky. I am your
name right now. I need to write this down, and

(02:13):
I'm literally driving over there right now to talk to
the board.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
I think I understand you, okay, and then.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
You understand me that I'm not. I'm not doing this,
absolutely not. I'm going to call that game fair and
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
What you say. You drive a hard bargain. What if
two Andrew Jacksons show up?

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yeah, you can take those two Andrew Jackson's and shove
me if you think I'm going to call this game
like wow, you want me to? Also, I'm not sure
if you're aware Andrew Jackson is twenty dollars you're offering
me forty dollars.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yes here, I'm more than only are Yep, I'm offering
you that much.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
You are absolutely ridiculous Andrew Jackson to throw them.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Games a little displeasure. I'm going to make upwards of
one hundred and twenty dollars if those kids lose, and
I'm willing to part with forty of it for you.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yeah. No, this is this is done one way too far.
I'm sorry. I'm over this conversation. Maybe you've had luck
in the past with other refs, but not this one here.
But they're not gonna fly, all right.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Didn't want to have to do this, but your kid Jeremy.
Your son's name is Jeremy who plays on the team.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, son's name of Jeremy.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
He is now barred from any play and will be
kicked out the league. Thank you, and I will not
be at.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
You. I am on my way over there right now. Yeah,
you want to bring my son Addy and you know what,
I'm gonna bring him along so you can watch me
kick your I'll be there in five minutes. But and
have your two edgrew Jackson's ready to go right up?
All right?

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Well, then I'll let you know this is actually Jubil
from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you
and your wife set you up.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Oh my god, Oh my god. I knew this couldn't
be real. I knew the children.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
She said that you just started rap for your kids
soccer league and wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Hey literally thought some was offering me forty dollars to
throw my kids sucker game.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks