Todd Sparks is Firing You

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
Eliza speaking todd Sparks here. How you doing. I'm oh,
I'm good. I know, I know, I know you're like

(00:21):
the todd Sparks. Yes, yes it is. I know you're
probably like, WHOA never expected this guy to call me?
But I am on the phone with you right now,
and how are you? I'm okay, what's this in regard
to todd Sparks. I'm sure you know me from my
many books todd Sparks Putting the Spark Back in your

(00:42):
Life and todd Sparks spark up another one in my
third book, todd Sparks Sparking Ain't easy, but it's necessary.
That's coming out soon in stores. And I you know
a lot of people know me from my motivational work
todd Sparks Putting the Spark Back in your Life. But
I've actually taken the job as vice president of your
company and I start in a few weeks. Oh okay,

(01:03):
and all right, and you're just calling all the employees
to say Hi, No, I'm just calling you today because
need to have a conversation with you about a couple things.
Eliza very exciting. Actually, oh okay, because I'm sure you know.
I'm sure you read my books, so you know that
no matter what happens in life, you gotta stay positive

(01:23):
or else you're not going to be able to put
that spark in your life. You're not gonna be able
to start a fire and get things burning. That sounds
like good advice. It is great advice. And so I
don't know if you read chapter seven of my first book,
Todd's Sparks from the Spark Back in your Life. I am.
I have not read it. It's called Rising from the Ashes.

(01:44):
Oh like a pix. Yes, it is just like you
know what, that's really good. You should write a book.
I didn't even think about that when I was writing it.
But yeah, it's about getting fired or you know, losing
a job or something bad happening, and then being able
to strike up that match within you and get things
burning again. Okay, that sounds great. Yeah, and I'll send

(02:05):
you a copy of it so you can read it
after this phone call. I need to read your book
after this phone call. You can just focus on that
chapter after this phone call. Okay, I think it'll really
help you out. I'm sorry, are you telling me that
I'm going to need help because I'm about to get fired. Yes, yes,
I I'm sorry. Wait is this a joke? You're calling

(02:26):
me to tell me that you're the new vice president
of my company? Yes, Tod's barks. I ever heard of
Todds barks. But you're starting in a few weeks and
your first official act is to fire me. Yes, but
I'm going to need some clarification here, Todd, Why the
hell am I being fired? Okay? So it has always

(02:52):
been an Eliza. I want you to know I'm also
Todd's barks, being the spark back in your life. I'm
always about chasing dreams, okay. And one of my dames
has been to own a boat and in order a boat, yes,
like on the ocean. A boat, Yes, a big one.
And I'm almost there after this phone call, I will

(03:13):
have freed up enough budget to be able to do that. God,
I don't care about your boat. Why am I being fired? Well,
it frees up some budget and then there's a lot
of details that go into it. But just know, Elijah,
So you're telling me I'm being fired so you can
skim money from the company, and you think this is
an appropriate soul call to be happy with me, And
what I'm hearing right now from you, Eliza, is the

(03:34):
kind of passion that I know that I can feel
better about letting you go because you're going to be okay.
And I can feel better about the law too, because
you are going to be fired. I don't know in
what world you think it's okay. So call an employee
before you've even started a job to tell us that
you're firing them so that you can take their salary
to buy a boat? Are you out of your mind?

(03:56):
And as far as your motivational books, so you're going
to be writing the new one from jail? Okay, Well,
then I'll just let you know that this is a
prank phone call. Then my name is actually Jebel from
the Jubil Show, doing a phone prank on you and
your coworker. Jill set you up. What it's a joke.
She said that you guys, oh learned that there's a
new president of your company being hired, and she wanted

(04:17):
to mess with you. It's gonna get her. I literally
thought that an idiot was retired to take over the company,
and then I was being fired. We can up a
boat wake up every morning with jebile phone. Franks