Todd Sparks is your New Guidance Counselor!

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Hailey is on the phone and wants to prank her boyfriend Dylan! Dylan is a teacher and Hailey wants Jubal Fresh to call up as Todd Sparks and be his new guidance counselor!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame
Day Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Dylan todd Sparks, new
guidance counselor here Elementary. Now you've been waiting for my
phone call. So nice to meet you, Dylan todd Sparks.

(00:23):
You probably know me from my books Putting the Spark
Back in your Life todd Sparks spark Up another one,
and my third book that I'm working on, todd Sparks
Sparking a easy what is necessary? I can't say that
I do. But but did they sound good? Great titles?
If you haven't read them, don't worry about that. I'm
giving everybody a few copies beginning of the school year.
Look at every page twice because there's a lot of
valuable information in there. Yeah. Okay, really looking forward to

(00:46):
crack cracking into those um worrying about Dylan. Here's the thing.
Here's the thing about here's the thing about my book series. Okay,
and my Motivation speaking series and really all of the
things that I do. You won't be really cracking into
those books. Those books will be cracking into you. Once
you get started, you'll be feeling so good tod Sparks

(01:08):
were putting the spark back in your life, and you
won't be able to put it down. So it is
kind of like crack. I guess yeah, we should we
talk about the protocol. They spoke about an orientation. The protocol,
he says. And when I say he, I was talking
about you, Dylon, Yeah, and everybody at the orientation. Well,
I'll tell you what todd Sparks did with that protocol
for the school year, for all the teachers. I filed

(01:30):
it away in my square file by my desk, and
I let a match, and I put a spark back
in its life because I burned it up. Because todd
Sparks does things a little bit differently. Protocol is going
to be completely different than what you heard about in
the orientation. Todd Sparks is about to put the spark
back in this school, starting with you. Dylan. Huh, how
does that work exactly? You know what I hear in you, Dylan,
This is gonna be a tough thing to hear. It

(01:51):
might sting a little bit, but it will help get
the spark back in your life. I'm hearing you a
little down, Trod, and I'm hearing some questions. I'm hearing
that you're not sure about the future. And I'm here
to tell you, Dylan, that if you're sure about who
you are inside and about everything you can do and
your power, there is no questions about the future. All
you have to know is the future is Dylan. Yeah. Okay,

(02:12):
So just to be clear, you don't have any curriculum
or any anything different that you're gonna put forth once again, Dylan, Dylan, Okay,
this is gonna be a little more work than I thought,
but that's fine. Todd Sparks doesn't mind getting dirty. I
hear more questions, more doubt, questions, and doubt about the future. Here.
I have a good question. Have you worked with kids before?
Because kids their pants and have panic attacks? What is

(02:35):
todd Sparks? You know who else? You know? Who else
is their pants and has panic attacks? Dylan me, todd Sparks,
I know what you're thinking. How could todd Sparks, the
writer of such classics as todd Sparks putting the spark
back in your life? Todd Sparks spark up another one,
and todd Sparks sparking an easy what is necessary due
out soon? How could he his pants from anxiety five

(02:55):
years ago. Todd Sparks wasn't the same. Todd Sparks is
on the phone with you now. I didn't have the
spark back in my life. The only spar that I
had was to a meth pipe. Okay, man, I'm hearing
a lot about todd Sparks and nothing about the kids
in the protocol in the school. You don't want me
to ask questions because well, you don't have a plan
for these kids. Yea, I need answers, and you're not
gonna give them to me. There's a popular saying that

(03:16):
I'm sure you might have heard, Dylan, if you fail
to plan, plan to fail. I think you know what
I'm talking. I'm talking about the fact that nobody's ever
become a millionaire if they didn't fail a few times.
So yees, Dylan, you're one hundred percent correct todd Sparks
putting the spark back in your life. And I am
going to fail this year. I'm gonna fail a lot,
and you know what, You're gonna fail. We're all gonna fail.
But nobody ever becomes a success without failure. So no,

(03:37):
I haven't planned a thing. You really are an idiot.
Aren't you. You even got that quote wrong. Man. It
means you should plan. That is the whole point. It's
too planned. If you don't plan, you will fail. You
The quote is if you fail to plan, plan to fail.
It means fail on purpose. Don't have a plan, just go.
I have no idea. I was someone like you got

(04:00):
through the cracks. But this is not acceptable. Will tell
you all about crack stealing. I don't want to smoking crack.
But okay, so you have read my book Jesus, Yes,
I've had a crack problem. I've had all kinds of problems.
Todd Sparks used to be high on life. Now I'm
just high on anything I can get my hands on.
Oh my god, dude, I am. I am done. This
is I'm calling Laura right now. You can get fired. Well,

(04:21):
don't do it. Don't do that because this is actually
Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on
you and your girlfriend. Haley set you up. Oh well,
no matter who's gonna be can't be worse than Todd
Barks right. Oh my god, We'll tell you a lot

(04:44):
of people say that about me, Todd Sparks in my life,
and you know what, they've been right every single time.
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