Todd Sparks (Jubal Fresh) put the Spark back into Retirement!

Todd Sparks (Jubal Fresh) calls a retirement home, to get some motivation into the OLDS!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings. That's one Ease Retirement Home.
This is Troy. How I help you? Troy? How you doing?
Todd Sparks here putting the spark back in your life.
I'm calling to talk about tomorrow. Oh hey, Todd, I

(00:22):
should restate that I'm calling to make tomorrow happen. You
don't want to talk about it, you want to be
about it, Todd Sparks, You're putting the spark back in
your life, So tell me about the event tomorrow. It's
a bunch of elderly's, right, a bunch of olds. Um
I would I wouldn't say that exactly, but yeah, they're
they're definitely older, and um yeah. Basically, we just want

(00:43):
to kind of give something we want them for them
to do. We want their minds moving, and you know,
someone might to keep to themselves, so we'd like to
do a little team building. Yeah, I've done Listen. Listen,
I've been doing this a long time. And I know
you hired our speaking company to supply all types of
different speakers for your event, and I am the motivational
part of the day. It's like it's like a little
Ted talk, but for the elderly, and I like that.

(01:06):
That's really great because no matter how old you are,
you're not gonna get far unless you're keeping your brain active.
Todd sparks spark back in your life. Yeah, you know,
looking forward tomorrow. This is like my first big event,
and so like I'm just trying to make it a
good first impression. All right, Well, I'm gonna stop you
right there. I'm gonna stop you right there for just
one second. Troy. So you said first big event. That

(01:29):
is wrong. Nope, that's very right, the first event I'm running. Nope, wrong,
You've handcuffed yourself already, and you want to know why.
It's the first big event of many big events. Todd
Sparks spark back in your life. You see what I
did there? Yeah, okay, fine, can you just please get
to the event tomorrow? Like where do you have? Um?
We just planned well, I'd like to sort of start

(01:53):
by getting them up and moving right because they're a
little old. Do they move? Yeah, of course they moved.
This is a nursing home. We're not like, yes, all right, wonderful.
We're gonna start out with a trust fall. I need
a folding table in there and some chairs are gonna
start off with a trust fall. Well, well, trust fall
might be too much to start and that and that

(02:14):
might be the problem because you've got to trust the
people that are around you. Janet, I know you're seventy
eight years old and you got a bad hip. But
get up here and I'm gonna push you off this
table and we'll see who catches Yah. Absolutely not, like honestly,
like you're starting to give me some second thoughts about
even having you guys come over here tomorrow. Well, the

(02:35):
good thing is you're thinking. Gotta have a first thought
to have a second thought, right, Your mind's still thinking
about the event, and that's great. I love that about you. Listen,
I don't have to do a trust fall. Okay, do
you have a pole anywhere? A pole that's attached to
the floor, end of the ceiling. I'm gonna need one
of those todd sparks spar parking in your life. I mean,
it's like plumbing in the closets. But like, what's your

(02:56):
what's your game plan? Well? My game plan is to
get them up and move and make them feel confident, right,
getting motivated. And we're gonna start by teaching them about
how to feel young again by stripping off that ego.
If you want to change anything and move forward, you
got to first take off those heavy things that are
weighing you down. And I'll teach them about that by
doing a little thing I like to call strip off

(03:17):
the negativity, and everybody gets three minutes on the pole
to just do a quick little strip tease. It's a
lot of fun. And I mean, do you want me
to have a bunch of senior citizens stripped together? That's right?
Did you say? Hell? Yeah, that's it. I'm canceling the
whole thing. I'm calling the agency. I'm having this thing canceled.
We're getting deposit back and hopefully, like you don't you
don't work again. Well, I guess I'll just let you know.

(03:38):
There's a prank phone call and I'm not coming to
your event at all. Sparks taking the spark out of
your life. Yeah, this is actually Jewel from Jewel Show
doing a phone prank on you and your co worker.
Julian set you up, okay. He said that you planned
your first big event for this job and you're really
nervous about it, so he thought I'd freak out a
little bit by having todd Sparks, spark back in your life,

(04:00):
make an appearance. So you don't like the idea of
them all doing a little strip tease for each other.
I mean, that's that's hilarious, but no, no thanks. Wake
up every morning with jubile phone pranks, we say mornings
on the twenties,