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March 9, 2022 4 mins
A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style. Kendrick got food poisoning so his girlfriend set him up for a prank where a restaurant manager named Tom (Jubal Fresh) calls him apologizing because he accidently cut his tongue off and fed it to him!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone Brame
Wenday Mornings on the twenties. Hello, hellas looking for tendress Kendrick.
I'm sorry, this is Kendrick. Hey Greg, how are you on?

(00:23):
My m is Tom's Fisheners. I'm the little manager, um
a lot of restaurants. Excuse me you? Who are you again?
I can't understand what you Tom Fisheners, and I'm your
manager of restaurants? Okay? And um, you guys a complaint? Uh? Yeah, man, Um,

(00:46):
I hated you guys' restaurant the other day and I'm
I'm pretty sure I got food poised in from I'm
sorry about beating there. I'm sorry about that. I appreciate that.
But it wasn't the fact that I got food poised.
It was just more like, um, when I called the
other day, no one seemed to give a damn. We
were cloth called the days, yeah, called for what happened.

(01:07):
So I'm just but I can't understand what you're saying, man,
like you got to now letting your mouth or something.
I can't make out like what you're saying. No, oh yeah,
the cackling the other day. So Um, I'm trying to
make the understand. So you came in here the other day,
a right, and you ate here and you m got

(01:28):
food poison. Yes, yeah, I'm sorry about that. I appreciate
the story, but that's all you calling the sage. Sorry,
well no, I'm legally I'll FuG out. Let you know,
UM follow what happened? Why you got food poising? Okay,
I'm listening, like, why do I get food porson? You

(01:49):
didn't take any leftovers home day? Oh? Yeah, I took
the leftoverers home. Did you eat? Yeah? I ate them.
I ate the leftovers like later that night. And then
I woke up the next day not feeling myself, feeling
sick to my stomach, you know, throwing up everywhere and stuff.
None the food, none the food left at all. No
man is leftover. I ate everything. Sucks. What happened I

(02:15):
got it's gone? I guess it's gone. You got some what?
I guess it? It's gone? Yeah, So I'm calling, like,
you know, we know why you got food prices? Cloth
far about this? But um, I'm the general manager of
the restaurant and I was m feeling in for one
of the cooks the night you came in, okay, you
were so you were feeling in for one of the

(02:36):
cooks to night that I ate at your restaurant. Yes,
I was. And the reason that you probably got food
prices because while I was prepping your tomatoes I actually
cut kept of mice hung off And you think that
for me have been what you ain't Josh, whoa whoa
wait wait wait wait hold up, hold the up? Yeah sorry,
did you just say you cut the tip of your

(02:58):
tongue off and it landed in the food? Yeah? Yeah,
all right, I cut my hair and kept my tongue off.
Peppo show, we got mixed some cameos. I guess thank
you or something. What the hell to a lot of
food to go out? Then your tongue was in it,
That's what I'm saying. The next day, I'm like, it's
a bad management call. Sorry about it was not a

(03:19):
bad management car. You're just that's a bad person and
you deserve It's about to happen to you because I'm
about to come up there and whoop your way. So
I'll have a gift card ready for you. Can you
come down here if you want, had a gift car
ready and have your standing right next to it. I'm
gonna ask somebody who you are, and I'm hoping that
you and I mean here you talking, you'll be able
to find me. I'm only employed with half a tongue,

(03:41):
so we're about to have a whole foot of your man.
What the are you laughing at? Man? Because the think
it funny. This is actually Jewel from the Jewil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your girlfriend Renee
set you up. Hold on she she told him he
got food poisoning the other night and want us to
mess with you about it. So I figured, why not

(04:03):
make you think that you gotta serve somebody's tongue. Yo,
I'm thinking I'm hearing somebody. So the Jewels Show on
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