November 6, 2023 • 4 mins
➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another double phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hello, Hi, this is Gary. I was looking for Danielle. Yeah,
this is fair I Danielle. This is Gary. I delivered
some Mexican food to you the other day via the
app Uber Eats, and so I was just calling you
because I wanted to see if you wanted to take
(00:32):
care of like the charges off of the app, Like
I could give you my Venmo if you don't want
your ready to go down or whatever?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
What off app charges are you talking about? Also, how
did you get my number?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Oh? You know, like after I delivered your food the
other day because of what happened, I just saved your
name and stuff because I knew I was probably gonna
have to call you back for this and I've done
it before when this has happened. I called him one
and then all was like, hey, if you don't want
to pay through the up because like they charged a
lot more, I just gave them my Vimo and then
they paid me that way and it was much easier
(01:06):
and cleaner. So I just wanted to extend the offer.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I have no idea what you're talking about. I already
you know, paid for everything, Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
But no, you did it things like you didn't pay
for all of it.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
So what paid for all of what my food? I
paid for the food.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
So I don't know if you remember, did you eat
You ate Mexican food a few days ago and I
delivered it.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I do remember that.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah, yeah, so you had a burrito and that you
had some Mexican food, like some refried beans, brito, and
I think a couple other things, oh some, and yeah,
I think you have some nachas. Okay, Yeah, So it's
not the food, it was the cleaning fee that needed
to be paid, and that's like a separate thing. So
that's why I was calling.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
What needed cleaning my car?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
So I had to get my car cleaned. I don't
know if you've ever tried to clean refried beans and
nacho cheese off of the floor of your car, but
it like sticks, and so I had to take it.
You get it detailed.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
And so you're telling me you spilled my food and
you still delivered it.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Well, yeah, because like I wanted to make sure that
you got your food. But yeah, it's spilled everywhere on
the floor of my car, and so like I was
able to get it that I was able to salvage
all of it and still deliver it to you. So
I hope it was delicious, but it did get my car.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Mas God, that is disgusting. You're telling me to touch
the floor of your car and you scooped it up
and still brought it to me.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
But it was I timed it and five second rules,
so it was less than five seconds, Like I cleaned
it up real quick, like I pulled over right away.
So five second rule on that.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
No, no, no, the five second rule. That is utterly disgusting.
Let me let me just get this clear. You spilled
my food in your car. I ate it, and now
you want me to pay for the cleanup in your car.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, that's pretty much what I'm saying, because like refried
breans and nacho cheese, like it's really hard to get
out of the carpet, so I can't. You know, I
tried to clean myself, but I can't get it out
of the carpet, so I had to take it to
get detailed. And that's why I was saying, like if
we do it through Vinmo, it would be much cheaper.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I'm gonna row up. I'm about a call. Ou breathes right, now,
and I'm gonna make sure that you never have a
job with them again. And if I ever do you
delivering food around my neighborhood ever again, I'm going to
write up to you and kick.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
You in the Okay, well, don't do that, because this
is actually Jubil from the Jebel Show doing a phone
prank on you and your roommate Bellis. Hit you up, my,
it's a job out. She said that you get food
delivery a lot and she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Oh my god, I really really thought I ate refried
beans off of some guys gardons. I was gonna throw up. Dude,
wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks. We say
more names on the twenties
It's another double phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hello, Hi, this is Gary. I was looking for Danielle. Yeah,
this is fair I Danielle. This is Gary. I delivered
some Mexican food to you the other day via the
app Uber Eats, and so I was just calling you
because I wanted to see if you wanted to take
(00:32):
care of like the charges off of the app, Like
I could give you my Venmo if you don't want
your ready to go down or whatever?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
What off app charges are you talking about? Also, how
did you get my number?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Oh? You know, like after I delivered your food the
other day because of what happened, I just saved your
name and stuff because I knew I was probably gonna
have to call you back for this and I've done
it before when this has happened. I called him one
and then all was like, hey, if you don't want
to pay through the up because like they charged a
lot more, I just gave them my Vimo and then
they paid me that way and it was much easier
(01:06):
and cleaner. So I just wanted to extend the offer.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I have no idea what you're talking about. I already
you know, paid for everything, Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
But no, you did it things like you didn't pay
for all of it.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
So what paid for all of what my food? I
paid for the food.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
So I don't know if you remember, did you eat
You ate Mexican food a few days ago and I
delivered it.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I do remember that.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah, yeah, so you had a burrito and that you
had some Mexican food, like some refried beans, brito, and
I think a couple other things, oh some, and yeah,
I think you have some nachas. Okay, Yeah, So it's
not the food, it was the cleaning fee that needed
to be paid, and that's like a separate thing. So
that's why I was calling.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
What needed cleaning my car?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
So I had to get my car cleaned. I don't
know if you've ever tried to clean refried beans and
nacho cheese off of the floor of your car, but
it like sticks, and so I had to take it.
You get it detailed.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
And so you're telling me you spilled my food and
you still delivered it.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Well, yeah, because like I wanted to make sure that
you got your food. But yeah, it's spilled everywhere on
the floor of my car, and so like I was
able to get it that I was able to salvage
all of it and still deliver it to you. So
I hope it was delicious, but it did get my car.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Mas God, that is disgusting. You're telling me to touch
the floor of your car and you scooped it up
and still brought it to me.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
But it was I timed it and five second rules,
so it was less than five seconds, Like I cleaned
it up real quick, like I pulled over right away.
So five second rule on that.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
No, no, no, the five second rule. That is utterly disgusting.
Let me let me just get this clear. You spilled
my food in your car. I ate it, and now
you want me to pay for the cleanup in your car.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, that's pretty much what I'm saying, because like refried
breans and nacho cheese, like it's really hard to get
out of the carpet, so I can't. You know, I
tried to clean myself, but I can't get it out
of the carpet, so I had to take it to
get detailed. And that's why I was saying, like if
we do it through Vinmo, it would be much cheaper.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I'm gonna row up. I'm about a call. Ou breathes right, now,
and I'm gonna make sure that you never have a
job with them again. And if I ever do you
delivering food around my neighborhood ever again, I'm going to
write up to you and kick.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
You in the Okay, well, don't do that, because this
is actually Jubil from the Jebel Show doing a phone
prank on you and your roommate Bellis. Hit you up, my,
it's a job out. She said that you get food
delivery a lot and she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Oh my god, I really really thought I ate refried
beans off of some guys gardons. I was gonna throw up. Dude,
wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks. We say
more names on the twenties
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