Uh oh! Your vasectomy didn't work in this Jubal Phone Prank!

A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style. Today Julie wants to prank her husband John! He just had a vasectomy and she wants us to call him and tell him it didn't work because she is pregnant!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame
Weyday Mornings on that's twenties. Hello. Hi, this is Todd
Rick calling from doctor's office. I was looking for John. Yeah. See, hey,

(00:22):
hey John, how are you? I'm good? How are you good?
All held up? How the buddy's doing? Yeah? Now, I
mean it wasn't it wasn't It wasn't great. But everything okay? Yeah, Well,
I know you came in to have your vasectomy surgery
all checked out and make sure everything was good, and

(00:42):
I actually needed to call and talk to you about
that if you have a minute. Yeah, yeah, now, okay, Yeah,
you know I've never done it before and I've been
thinking about it. What was it like for you? Is
it easier than you thought, harder than you thought? Well,
that's I'm sorry. I don't need to be rude. Can
you just let you know what's going on? Yeah? Sure,

(01:02):
I would love to let you know what's going on.
And first of all, I want to say, you know,
I've looked through everything on the chart. I've looked at
all the pictures and by the way, I don't say
this to many clients, but beautiful, are you kidding me?
It's appropriate. Could you just tell me, is everything okay?
I should have been cleared up by now? I just
mean it's you just have a beautiful area. You should

(01:25):
be very proud of it. It's like you see someone
with a nice landscape front yard and you want to say, hey,
good job on the front yard. Huh hey, look I
need an answer. Now what's going on? And I is
everything cleared up? Oh okay? So yeah, I think what
you're asking is, did it take? Yeah? Right? Right? Yeah?
So right. So every once in a while when you

(01:46):
do this, you know, it's it's it's it's not a
large statistic, but sometimes people have to come in and
get a second or even a third one because it
doesn't work the first time. Sometimes that happens. You were
kidding me. It was like a ninety nine point nine
Well this is what I like to tell patients when
I call him and give him this news. Out like
to say, hey, you're part of that rare point zero

(02:07):
zero zero one percent. It didn't not work. You're just special.
So yeah, you have to come back in and have it.
I don't want I don't want to deal with you anymore.
Can I talk to somebody more qualified? Than you to
figure this out. Yeah, I can send you on to
someone to schedule a time to come back in and
have the doc take a peek. Also, there's another thing
that I need to relay. What do you mean? I
don't think I should share this with you, but I'm

(02:28):
gonna do it anyway. Okay. Um, So your wife, she
came in for physical a little while ago. Yeah, right,
So when she came in for the physical, was that
before or after the snip snip? Oh? I mean there's
a couple of days ago. Yeah, I was definitely after
a while back. Oh yeah, that's why I wanted to ask. Um. Okay,

(02:51):
so we need to talk to her just to give
her an update on her physical and some of the
testing that she had when she was in here. And
your wife's pregnant. Oh my god, wait, I was supposed
she We're supposed to call her today and let her
know she came in here and took a test and um,
it's even know yet. Do you think she's cheating on you? No?

(03:12):
I I assumed I hadn't gone back to do everything,
but we assumed that it was fine. That makes so
much more sense. Oh my gosh. All right, I'm out
fifty bucks in the office. We were all taking bets
on if it was a bad vasectomy or cheating and
obviously bad vassectomy. Fine, are you kiddine? You guys are

(03:35):
betting on people's lives right now. What the hell is
going on? Oh? What's going on? Is this is actually
a phone prank? This is actually Jewel from the Jewel
Show doing a phone prank on you and your wife.
Julia is on the phone. I thought it was lame.
I hate both of you right now. She know my

(03:57):
heart is doing right like now. I mean I have
feels the dostar for a heart attack. Oh my god,
you coursing? Are you kidding me? I was so scared.
I was saying about going back to the doctor and
just saying, cut the thing off. I've done the Jewel
Show on demand.