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Episode Transcript
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hello, Yes, Hello, my name is Ted Thibodeau and I'm
calling from the ride share app Uber. I was looking
for Luke.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Oh yeah, hello Luke.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I know it's probably interesting to receive a phone call
from Uber, but I'm calling you today because I have
some very important news to go over with you.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Uh, all right, what's the news?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Well, unfortunately, I know that you are a regular writer
with us, and that's why we're calling. We are going
to have to penalize you just a little bit, knock
your rating down a few points, and regretfully informing you
that we have got to knock your rating down a
few points.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
What why, I've never never had a problem.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yes, Well, have you heard the term loose lips sink ships?
What you ever heard that term before? My grandma used
to tell me all the time, Loose lips sink ships.
You ever hear that before? No? It means that if
you're talking a bunch, sometimes you're not paying attention, and
then there's ship. Well, I don't really know exactly what
(01:09):
the phrase means. I've just heard it before and I
used it right now. To be honest, with you. But
what that means is we've gotten reports from our drivers
that you are just a little too talkative in the
backseat to them, and so we are gonna have to
go ahead and drop your rating for being a distraction
to our drivers.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Well, no, I don't even talk respond when the drivers
talk to me.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
We're gonna go ahead and needs you to be quiet
next time you're in the vehicle because you are just
talking way too much, just being a distraction.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I'm not too talkative. You can't drop my rating for.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Well, unfortunately we don't have to do that. But really,
one of the bigger reasons that I am calling is
because I'm not sure if you're aware, but the city
has added on some extra fees when it comes to using.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Rides with our app. What kind of fees.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Well, there's a few pothole fees, there's a few regulatory
mandatory driving down the street fees, things like that, you know,
some government fees.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, I've noticed the fees are more than the riote.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
What's going on right, Well, there's just a bunch of
regulatory mandatory fees that we've had to add on to
our rise and unfortunately you've taken a few rides and
we forgot to add those on. So we don't have
to retroactively charge your car. It has already been charged.
Just to let you know where that charge is coming from.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
No, do you guys have to charge me? That's not
my problem. I'm not paying retroactively.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yes, we already went ahead and charged your car. If
you look on there, you'll see a twelve hundred dollars
charge that is.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
From US twelve one hundred dollars. I'm not paying twelve
hundred dollars for a potholes? Are you kidding me? Dude?
I already paid like fifty bucks a riot. I'm not paying.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Okay, you're in combative here with me a little bit.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
You should try to charge the twelve hundred I'm not paying.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Well, I went to hit and bumped you down. Now
two star levels on your rating ded just because of
the attitude.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Who's star levels or not? Yes, this is ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Well yes, now I just had to charge the extra
two hundred dollars on top of that because the profanity
the profanity fee.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Okay, I'm not paying to I'm not paying any of
these charges. I'll just go to lift. What the fuck.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Okay, that's that's another two hundred dollars dead. It's two profanities.
So if you can watch the profanity on that, because
I can't have to charge you every single time.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Just like, who are you? I'm not paying this money.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
So I'm so sorry about this. But your Uber account
is now dead gowned. What? Yes, your Uber account is
now dead and gown. I'm so sorry about this, but
we can no longer be right that dead and goull
that's what the term I use when something is no
longer they anymore broken, things like that. So YOURBA account
is now dead and gown. I'm so sorry about this.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
This is your drivers. Won't shut up. Now you're trying
to charge me all this money. I'm not paying this money.
I've been a loyal rider for years and then you
call me telling you you're lowering my rating.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yes, well, your girlfriend Terror, Your girlfriend Terror, she can
have her account. She's the best Uber rider we have. Actually,
her rating is this skyrocking and every day she's wonderful.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
What how do you know who my girlfriend is?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Oh, that's because she asked me to do this phone
prank on you. This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show.
Doing a phone brank on you and your girlfriend Tara
set you up.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
She said that you've been ranting about the fees on
uber and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I cannot believe this. I thought I was gonna have
to pay like two thousand dollars wake up every morning
with jubile phone pranks
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