We have been taking produce from your community garden!

A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style.

Today a guy set his wife up because somebody has been stealing her avocados from her garden! So Jubal Fresh is going to call and say that it is him and that he was just trying to get some fresh produce from the neighborhood garden!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame Mornings.
That's twenties. Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Who am I? Hello?
Who am I talking to you? This is Jackie. Who

(00:23):
is it? Did I call you? Yes? You called me. Hi.
My name is Eddie. Hi. I don't think I know Eddie.
We haven't met yet. I'm one of your neighbors and
I got your phone number from Darcy. Oh I lived
down the street right, Yeah, Hi, pleasure to make your acquaintance.

(00:45):
I don't think we've actually met before. I apologize if
I'm speaking loudly. My hearing aid went out a little
bit ago, and so it's kind of hard for me
to hear. Let me know if I need to quiet
down a bit. Uh. No, you're fine, Eddie. What what
can I do for you? Yeah? Sorry, I'm calling you
out of the blue like this because I know that
you run the pea Patch, and so I wanted to

(01:06):
call and ask a few questions about some of the
plants there in the pea patch. In the pea patch, yeah,
the pea patch garden. Yes, the community garden. I've been
so because I've been walking by your house is the
closest to the community guarden. I don't know if it's
called a pea patch or not, but I've known him
as pea patches before. And I was walking by the
other day and I was like, wow, I didn't even

(01:28):
know we had a community garden here. And so I've
been eating these delicious avocados, and I was wondering if
from you know, who runs the pea patch, so I
can request that they, you know, get another avocado tree
down there. Are you telling me that you've been taking
my avocados? Because oh, what's my personal garden? Do you

(01:49):
know how expensive avocado were in the store. I thought
the score. You know, I saw a thing on Netflix
where the cartels in Mexico they fight over avocado. That's
how hard they are to come by. So imagine my
surprise when I see the pea patch right by your
house got a big ripe avocado tree. Sir, I'm telling
you right now that that is not a community garden.

(02:11):
That is my personal garden. That is behind a date.
How can you walk by a dated property and think
that it's part of the community garden. And that's was
my surprise when I noticed the pea patch there, I said, hoop, wow,
when did they put that up. They got a full
avocado tree with plenty of ripe coados on it, and
got a fence around it and everything. And I didn't

(02:32):
even see them doing construction. But then again, I don't
even understand how someone of your age, I mean, how
old are you. You sound like you're seventy and you're
telling me that you walk fifteen foot spent I feel
some avocado. Well, I was wondering why they didn't just
leave the pea patch open. You see a community garden
like that, and you're like, and you wonder why they would.

(02:54):
There is no pea patch. That is my garden. You're
saying that that guarden, that pea patches in a community
garden at all? That is that is correct, Eddie, that
is my personal garden. You have been stealing produce from
my personal garden. Oh boy, yeah, well, I'm certainly sorry
about that and the other stuff. I'm sorry, but what

(03:19):
else have you taken? What is the other stuff? Well,
because I thought it was a pea patch and a
community garden, so I was out there. I've been doing
a little gardening out there, and when nobody's around, I
just have been using I've been using my own compost. Then,
I guess I've been using that in your yard, and
you're probably not gonna like that very much. Been using

(03:41):
composts in my You've been taking your garbage and putting
it in my yard. Why would you use garbage for compost?
I don't understand what that means. I saw on a
show one time the human waste makes really good compost
when gardening. So I've been every night going over there
and taking a spot squatting in your yard. Why are

(04:02):
you taking in anybody's garden. Do not take in a
private garden, a community garden, any kind of garden. That
is disgusting. You sound like my ex wife. I wonder
she's your ex wife. You're probably taking the on the front.
Oh you know what. Also, this is actually Jewel from

(04:22):
The Jewels Show doing a phone prank on you and
your husband. Brian set you up. I'm sorry what It's
a joke. Your husband said that somebody's been stealing avocados
from your garden and you wanted us to mess with you.
Oh my god, well thank god that was a joke. Guy,

(04:45):
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