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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame
Weday Mornings on the twenties. Hello, howdy neighbor. How you doing?

(00:21):
Is this Mike? Yeah, howdy neighbor. I know that's an
awkward way to start a phone call. My name is Paul,
and I live a couple of houses down from Yeah.
I'm the community homeowners Association president. Oh, very nice to
meet you. We are just a couple of doors apart. Yes,
we are, and you just moved in. That's exciting. I

(00:43):
noticed the moving truck was here for a little longer
than we normally allow, but I let it slide that day. Oh,
I apologize. I think we can't downsize enough. I think
we probably could a paint without And the boxes from
the moving into the um. How did it both of them?
How did I dis both of them? I put them
in the trash? Oh, in recycling? Oh, recycling? Okay, good,

(01:06):
any in the trash? You're really going to come check
my trash for cardboard. I was just calling to welcome
to the neighborhood, and I didn't expect to get into
all of this, but then you brought up the boxes
in the moving and now I have to put my
Homeowners Association president. You brought it up because you're asking
me how we were like in the house, So I
told you, you know, we a bit about me. I've
got two hats. One of the hats is fun Neighbor

(01:27):
Paul hat. Okay, that would be the hat that I
had on when I first held you, and then I
have Homeowner Association president hat, which I'm wearing most. I
could almost pick that. It's because of the boxes. When
you said that you put them in the trash. You
asked if I yeah, but I corrected myself and that
I put them in the recycling. Then was the change
in the response because you knew you were talking to
someone in authority. Well, when you introduced yourself as the

(01:50):
HROA president, yeah, I was like, let me correct it
because I know how I have the homeowners associations can
go with their rules and their regulations. My phone calling
everything got long on them. This one call is not
going to rules. But yeah, if you want to come
down and grab a beer, U fun Paul neighbor guy.
You can come on down and have a beer any day.

(02:11):
But trust me, the last thing that I want to
do now is have to go over to your house
and look at all of the alcohol content of your beer.
I don't want to have to do that right now,
because I've got a bunch of other fires to put out.
Did you just say all the alcohol content? When the
hill did it become against the law to drink beer
in your backyard? In section chapter thirteen, fourth paragraph down,
it says there will be no beer that has a

(02:32):
higher alcohol content than michaelob Ultra or any of the
other light beers that are also I'm not You can't
tell me what kind of alcohol I can consume in
my own home. Okay, this has gotten very graphic. Now
do you have any windows opened in your house right now?
The sliding glass doors open a little bit, but there's
no windows. Why why do you ask? Okay, I want

(02:53):
to let you know that I've now levied two fines
for language in public section number and I'm in my
happen now. I'm sorry. Now, we define being in public
as having a window open, and there could have been
a young, impressionable mind walking by and heard you say
that word. The other name for a cat also, paul Up,
whatever your name is, dude, you can't take all that

(03:16):
that you're telling me and you can shove it. I
cannot puss in my home and drink I beer in
my home. Do you realize how much of a pain
in that it is for me to pull out my
bass boat every Saturday freaking morning, because okay, this is
the freaking rule. I'm guessing pull out the bass boat
is also a euphemism for something sexual in nature. And

(03:38):
I'm go ahead and look out. Okay, that's enough of
the pulling out the bass boat. I get it. You're
going to pull out your big hog of a bath boat.
You can hit me in the face with it. I
get it. That might be what you want me to do.
I'd love it, actually, but that's not what we're talking
about right now. And now you're making sexual advances towards
me so that you can get these fine off you

(03:59):
want would be the homeowners association president. There's no way.
This is actually Jewel from the Jewels Show doing a
phone prank on you and your wife Alexa set you
up and she's on the phone right now. Oh my god, dude,
you're you're now you're with me? Yes, I like it
very serious. Oh my god, Jesus, you've got me. Oh

(04:22):
my god, told us how you just go into a
place with the homeowners association and you've been dreading it.
I've been dreading it, and it's she knows, she knows
my thing with the homeowners Association. I can't believe you
did this. Oh my God, pay you back. The Jewel
Show on demand