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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone frame
Weday Mornings on the twenties. Hello, um, hi, uh, this
is Trevor calling from Explirators. Is this arn Arn Uh? Aaron? Yeah?
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This is okay. Let's how I say Aaron? Yeah, okay, yeah,
because I was confused because, um, I've seen that name before,
but I've seen it with an E and then it
had two a's and I didn't want to like mispronounce
your name. So, UM, I'm calling you because um, we
do have a bit of an issue. So UM, I
need to get ahold of somebody. What Marge, my wife
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should be there, so white, I mean yeah, so, uh
I don't think she is because like we started spring
um outside of your place, you know, um normal spring
like we do, and um the car as I saw
the car leave, so I don't think she's here. And
then this was the number UM on the voice to call,
So uh, I figured i'd call you because um, I
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need to Uh, I need to make some decisions pretty
quick here and I need to know what to do.
So okay, Well, well what's what's going on? What's happening? Uh? Well,
so there's been um a little bit of a thing
that happened. Oh what's the thing? Well, uh okay, so um,
um there's some um, there's some flooding going on. So wait,
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what's flooding? Flooding outside of my house? Um it is
starting to go outside of the house. Yeah, so um
starting to go outside of the house. What do you do?
You are you inside? Are you inside my house? Um? Yeah? Yes?
What are you doing inside my house? Um? Well the flooding?
So um that's why you know, I mean here, um
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because why heard you should know about? Um the flooding.
So it Uh, that's why I was calling. To the point,
I haven't even told me what's going on with my
house or what is it doing? Man? So okay, So anyway,
you know how we spray for bugs. Once I'm like
get to the point, okay, so um, some of the
chemicals that we use when we're praying for the bugs, like, um,
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it kills bugs. So it's like really like you know,
they're harsh chemicals and so um you know we were
using that like normal And what the are you talking about? Dude?
Why are you in my house? And why is it flooding? Well,
because I decided to wear my favorite shirt to work
today and that was a bonehead move all over the shirt.
What you talking? Yeah, yeah, okay, So I got a
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little bit of the spray on my sleeve. Um, and
then I was like, oh my gosh, this is gonna stay.
Um if not, it might even eat up the material.
And so I was like, well, they're not gonna mind
if I just go in real quick and see if
to have whoa whoa hold back up? You went, are
you using our laundry right now? Um? Okay so um.
Short answer to that is yes, Well I was. So
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I was doing my shirt and then I also remembered
I had some basketball clothes, and my horror that so
I started, No, you're doing your laundry at my house
when you're supposed to be there spraying bugs outside. You
got your gym clothes and you put it into my laundry,
and I forgot there was a basketball in the pilot
and the basketball is in there, and let's basketball in
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my laundry. And then you forgot. How did you forget
there's a basketball? Where is the flooding? So you say,
where is the flooding? Like it's in your house? Um, no,
I know what room is the flooding in you idiot.
What room? Well there's water um in three rooms. So
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that's it. I'm leaving work right now and I'm coming
over there to kick your don't leave you stay there,
You stay there in the flood. I'm coming for you, man,
and don't worry about that shirt, because you're not gonna
happen when I'm done with you. You're not gonna have
your basketball, or your clothes or your job. I'm coming
to there right now. I'm shutting down my computer. I'm
on my way. Okay, Well, don't do that because this
is actually a preak phone call and your wife set
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you up. So what This is actually Jewel from the
Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and your wife.
Marge set you up? Gotcha joke? Oh my god, Oh
my god, Mark, Wait but what the Marge? Yeah, she says,
you guys had some exterminators over there today and wanted
us to brank you about it. So nobody's in your house.
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The house is not flooded, and your wife is still home.
She knew all about this. Thank god. I was literally
about to leave work to come kick your eyes. Everyone
in the office is looking at me like I'm crazy. Well,
at least you know your house isn't flooded. Yeah, The
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