What's the craziest thing someone could have in their trunk?

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A guys boss set him up because he got a new job driving cars to an auto auctioner so Jubal Fresh calls him about a Ferrari that was seized by police officers asking about the "product," or trunk full of Furbies!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone frameyday
mornings on that's twenties. Hello, where's my product? Well? Where's
your what product? This car? Yeah? This is this Carl,

(00:27):
Carl that lives at Street? Yeah? Okay, how do you
know where I live? Who? I know a lot about you, Carl,
And I think you know why? And I think that
you know why I'm calling. I have absolutely no idea
why you're calling me. What do you What do you want?

(00:48):
I want my product, sir, I have no idea what
product you're talking about? You know? Okay? How about I
jog your memory a little bit. You drive cars to
auto auctions? Correct? Yeah? The other day you drove a
Ferrari to the auction correct. Yeah it was a nice car.

(01:11):
But yes, it was very nice car. How was the
trunk of the car? Did you like inspecting that? I
don't inspect the trunks. I just make sure the car
turns on and then drive it up. All right, Carl,
I'm gonna give you one more chance to come clean,
and then I'm gonna send on my employees over to
your house to look for it. Sir, I am sorry,
I don't have it. I didn't take it. I don't

(01:33):
even know what you're talking about. Other people touched the
car before me. Maybe he was my boss, Maybe he
was my new boss. Neil, it's it's a new job.
I just drive cars to the auction. That's all I do.
I said, the car already talking about I already talked
to Neil. Already talked to Neil. Actually, Neil's in a
warehouse right now. Oh conversation. I don't want to go

(01:58):
to the warehouse. Neil don't have But Neil, your boss,
is the one who told me I needed to call you.
He said you have it. Neil's a liar. I just
met him. I don't even I just started this job.
He's lying to you. I promise I didn't take anything.
I didn't touch anything. It was just the car. I
drove it. That's it. Please do not hurt me. Okay,

(02:19):
I know. I said I'm gonna give you one more chance.
But now I'm gonna give you one more chance. Where
is my product, Carl, sir, I don't know. I don't
know what product you have. I don't know what Neil
told you, but I don't know. All I do is
drive the cars. I don't check anything. Neil checks them,
the police check them. You sound like sound exactly like

(02:42):
somebody who would be in the market for what I have.
I mean, he's trying to sell them. I don't know
what I'm trying to say on the streets. Sir, you
don't have to get angry. You don't have to call
me a promise. I'm not I have no idea how
to sell things on the street. I don't know how

(03:02):
to flip things. I'm not even sure what that is
or what I'm doing. I just drive cars. I didn't
take anything. So you're gonna tell me that you drove
my car to the auto auction and when I bought
it back it was seventeen pounds lighter, and you don't
know where it went. Please, sir, don't hurt me. I
didn't take anything. I didn't do anything. I don't know

(03:24):
what I would even do with seventeen pounds of cracker compagne.
Please just leave me alone. What are you talking about
any of it? You said products. I don't have any
drugs or anything. I had seventeen pounds of furbies in
the back of that car. Is furbies a term for drugs?
No furbies is a term for those cute, little stuffed
animals that people just can't get enough of. I had

(03:45):
a huge collection of ferbies in the back of that truck,
and they're not there anymore. Where are my furbies? I
definitely don't have seventeen pounds of furbies at all. That's
really weird that you're selling those, and that they took
your car for selling those. Those furbies are my friends.
They keep me warm at night. I wasn't very warm

(04:05):
when I was locked up, and I want to be
warm again with my furbie friends. Are you snuggling with them?
Your pervert? You better not have touched my purple furbie.
I didn't. I didn't touch any furbies. I promise you.
People would have noticed if I took seventeen pounds of
furbies out of a car. You're right, they would have noticed.
And I believe you because this is actually Jewel from
The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and

(04:27):
your boss Neil set you up. What it's a joke. Yeah,
Oh my god. I really thought some guy was gonna
come and murder me and just break my legs over
some kind of furbie collection. The Jewel Show on demand