When the HOA Calls About Your Halloween Decor

She answers what sounds like a routine homeowners association call — about bats, pumpkins, and permits — but the conversation goes off the rails fast. Tense, absurd, and oddly specific, this short segment rides that sweet spot between bureaucratic nonsense and pure holiday chaos. Tune in to hear how a “compliance” call turns into an unforgettable moment nobody saw coming.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hi, this is Pete Deakins. I'm the assistant to the
president of the Tomuinus Association. I was looking for our resident, Jenny. Yes,
that's me. Oh, hi, Jenny. How are you. I see
you've got your Halloween decorations all up and ready to
go feel infestive for the holiday? Yeah, of course, yeah, yeah,

(00:30):
I just I just went by your place and saw that,
and I need to go over a few things with you.
Mm hm oh, okay, let's talk about the bat decoration. Yes,
let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. I don't
know if you know this, but it's a hanging your
hanging bat decor.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
It moves when it's windy. Yes, yeah, and under Subsection
four C that requires a special permit and a small
performance license. It's technically interactive signage. So uh, don't think
you approved, have you? There's no permit necessary.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
We've used this for the past six years, so I'm
not sure why.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Well, I wasn't here yet, and I don't know how
they let that slide before, but I noticed those little things,
and so I'm gonna need to take that down.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Jane two doors down has the same, except that I'm
not sure.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Thank you for telling me that, because I'll be on
the phone with her next because I don't have a
performance license for that either. So I'm gonna down or
you're gonna be facing a three hundred dollars fine for
that each day fine each day. That each day, a
three hundred dollars fine each day. Yes, unless you get
a small performance license from US under subsection.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Sorry, why did it need a performance license?

Speaker 2 (01:55):
I don't even know. It's interacting sans interactive.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Interactive, there's no there's no led lights, there's nothing.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
There's also, it doesn't move in the wind. It might help.
So let's talk about the pumpkins. You've exceeded the hoa's
maximum of three decorative pumpkins per households. You've got five
pumpkins there.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
I actually have three pumpkins outside, so I'm not exactly
sure what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
And I don't know what You've got an inflatable as well,
So that's four. That's already exceeding the limit of three.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Wow, And then yeah, sorry, do you have issues with Halloween? No?

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Is that why you're go ahead? I'm listening.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
It doesn't sound like you're listening. I'm sorry. I actually
feel like you're a bit rude.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
To be honest with you, I'm so sorry about that,
you know. I just I like to enforce the codes
that we have here at the home Owners Association, and
I find it personally effects when somebody tries to get
over on us like you have. Excuse me, I'm not
trying to get over.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
First of all, it is Halloween. This is a holiday
that children love. And I'm not sure why you're even
contacting me. I will reach out to the president of
HOA because I've worked with the association before. If you see,
my name has actually been involved with a lot of
organizations that Excuse me, I'm sorry. Do you have a

(03:27):
vocal issue? Why are you oohming so much? Oh?

Speaker 2 (03:32):
I just you know, I'm an active listener. I want
you to know that I'm listening to you. Is all right?
Are you listening to me?

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Because it doesn't really feel like you are.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Tell me, Pete, what was your last name? It's Pete Eakins.
I'm the assistant to the president of the Homeowners Association.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
First of all, Pete Eakins, assistant to the president yes, Pete,
what are you? You say you're an assistant?

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Are you an intern? I mean, really, this.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Is out of control.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
You're not even the president.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Okay, see I actually know the president.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Do you know him?

Speaker 1 (04:07):
You moron?

Speaker 2 (04:09):
No idea think you can call me? I don't know him.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
I'm sorry, you don't know the president?

Speaker 2 (04:14):
No, I never met him. You've never met the president? No,
because this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing
a phone brink on you and your husband set you up.
Oh my god? Are you? Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
I oh god. I was turning into a taran.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Oh my god. He said that you just decorated your
house for Halloween and want to mess with you. I
was gonna I'm gonna kill him.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Oh, wake up every morning with Jubal phone pranks