Where's the mail in this Jubal Phone Prank!?

A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style. In today's Phone Prank, Mailbox dead and gone but the mail isn't in this Jubal Phone Prank!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jewil Show on demand. It's another jewbil phone frame.
Heyday Mornings on that's twenties. Hello, Hey, how are you?
I'm I'm looking for Jeremy. Yeah, this is him. Hey, neighbor, Hi,

(00:23):
I don't think we've ever met. Names Pete Aikins and
I live a few farmers down from you. Okay, how
can I help you? So? Hey, I um got some
packages and some mail supposed to be delivered to you
delivered to my casa. Oh my god. Yeah, it's been

(00:44):
happening all the time. Everybody in the complex has been
getting my mail. I have no idea why that is.
But um, so how did you get my number? By
the way, Oh it's easy. It's some of your credit
card statement there. Do you open my mail? Well? Yeah,
he was delivered to my place. I didn't know what
to do. I didn't know whose it was. I went

(01:04):
ahead and opened it up and I figured out I
looked at it that I was legal, by the way,
and that's highly confidential. It has my name and my
address on Yeah. Yeah, I guess I could have just
walked down and knocked on your door. Huh, but I
live Yeah, what was your name again? Pete? And Where

(01:24):
do you live? What apartment? Just a few apartments down
yet I don't know if I actually want to tell
you exactly where, because you don't sound very happy with me. Okay, Pete,
I'm gonna find out, and I'm gonna handle this with
the apartment and the police, because that is totally unacceptable.
You could have just taken the mail like everybody else
does and handed it to me. Okay, well, you know

(01:45):
I didn't think about that, and that's why. You know,
one thing, I'm really glad that I was able to
connect because I do want to give you your mail,
and I also want to kind of you know, I'm
a financial analyst and I want to go for some
of your spending habits because I think this credit card
bills less like a credit card bills as thick as
a bible. Stop. You are crazy, Okay? Do you understand

(02:06):
that is not normal behavior? I mean, I don't think
you should be talking to your one are your shirt
buddies like that buddies shirt buddy a shirt? Twin pants,
twin two? What are you talking about? What? What what saying?
Because I got your packages at my house, opened up
your mail to get your phone numbers, so your credit
card bill, and then I was looking, and then there

(02:28):
was also are you well? I was. I wanted to
see how clothes that costs as much as you spin
on him feel. And I took it out and would
you know, we're the same size exactly. And I gotta say,
the stuff you got is nice anyway, I folded it
backed up and it's in the bag. You are paying
for those clothes. Okay, you're paying for those. Now there's yours.
Now you're paying. I guess, yeah, I guess I should

(02:52):
probably pay for some of them because I did have it. Okay,
full disclosure, I had a hot date and I didn't
have any clothes that I thought were cool enough, and
so I put on one of the outfits that you got,
and guess what, Oh my sealed the deal. I'm gonna
get you know what, I'm gonna go ahead and keep that, um,
you know that outfit. I'll pay you for it, that

(03:12):
outfit that I wore on the date, because I don't
think you're gonna want to get that back, because I
got that one rather dirty in a good way, in
a good way. But I don't think you're gonna want
those clothes back at all. I don't want any of
those clothes back, and I'm gonna show you for going
through my nail, and the judge will sentence you for

(03:32):
maximum one to three years. Okay, I know my law. Wow,
all that you can get all that for just doing
a prank phone call? That seems rather harsh. What Yeah,
that seems like a big, big sentence for a prank
phone call, because this is actually Jewel from The Jewel
Show doing a phone prank on you and your roommate
Quinn say you, Oh my god, oh my god, are

(03:54):
you serious. Yeah, it's a joke. He said that you've
been getting mail delivered all over your apartment call complex,
and you were complaining about not getting some clothes stuff
the other day. Oh my gosh, you know for real
where my clothes are? Oh? The ones you order? Yeah,
I'm wearing them right now, shirt buddy. Oh my god.

(04:17):
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