Why are Jubal Fresh's tattoos the only ones allowed in the office?

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Today a womans coworker just set her up and she just got a promotion and Jubal Fresh is here to tell her that there are no tattoos allowed in the office except for his own!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another jewil phone frame
Mornings on the twenties. Hello. Hi, I was looking for Jenna.
This is her Jenna. Hey, how are you. This is
Pete Deekins. I'm calling from corporate HR. I'm sorry to

(00:23):
bug you on your cell phone, but I really needed
to speak with you. Hi, Pete. Yeah, how can I
help you? Well, first of all, how are you enjoying
the new job he just started? Yeah, it's been great
so far. Great? Yeah, great, great great. So Hey, I
need to speak with you about something that I was
just alerted to. Sir. H Well, I know you just

(00:43):
started here, but a little birdie in the hallway told
me that you recently made some altercations to your body.
Oh what altercations? Sorry, alterations. English never my best language.
I'm just getting into my only language I speak, but
barely alterations. I'm sorry to your body. I mean, I

(01:07):
got a tattoo that's like a week ago. Oh, and
she just says it. Yeah, That's what I'm calling about.
I'm calling about the tattoo you got. So I'm guessing
that you didn't read all of the guidelines when you
got the job. Here we look Pete I don't really
know what the purpose of this is. I didn't read

(01:28):
anything about tattoos and the guidebook and I read the
entire thing. What was the tattoo? I'm sorry, let me
real quick, I want to turn it into a frownie
face because I'm calling it. Actually, let you know. I
know you just started here, but we're going to have
to part ways. I'm sorry, I part ways over a
smiley face tattoo that's not even visible because I wear

(01:50):
pants to work. Yes, tattoos are frowned upon in this company,
and which makes it really weird that you got a
smiley face and we're frowning on it. You're firing or
a tattoo? Do I have that right? Yes? You do. Yes,
we have to let you go. I'm so sorry about this.
This doesn't this doesn't feel like something that's legal. I mean,

(02:11):
we have to have a lawyer or something that I'd
like to speak to about this co worker. I assumed
that if you're the you know, the one employee we
have that's willing to get a tattoo when we don't
allow them, you are the edgy co worker, aren't you?
I mean, really, I'm sure that what is your problem, Like,
I don't know who the hell delivers this kind of

(02:31):
news to somebody like this, but it's pretty appalling. Well okay, Jenna,
in full transparency, in all honesty, tattoos are a bit
edgy cool even some people say they're cool. Okay, and
um well I shouldn't probably not say this, but I'm
going to the new employee guidelines do say no tattoos.

(02:54):
And there's only one other employee in this office who
has tattoos, and I can't have another one working here.
Who's the other employee with tattoos? He's just he's another employee.
He's super cool, everybody likes him. He's kind of considered
the edgy one, and we don't need two edgy employees
on our team. Yeah, who's the person who has the tattoo?

(03:16):
Because if you're gonna fire me, I want them fired too.
Well I can't fire myself, now, can I? So yeah,
basically I'm there. Basically I don't want anybody else around
here with tattoos? Are you kidding me? This has to
be a joke, right, Like you you're you have a
tattoo and you're giving me over Did your tattoo s
a bag on? Your forehead. Honestly, I'm gonna lawyer up
and I'm going to see the Patty guys for the

(03:38):
and then you're going to be out of a job,
and good luck if you can even find another job
working at a tattoo shop. You have no idea what's
coming or what you've just gotten yourself. Okay, well then fine,
I'll just let you know it's a phone prank. Then
it's a white it's a phone prank. This is actually
Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on
you and your coworker Tanya. Say, oh my god, she
said welcome to the team. I am going to kill her.

(04:01):
I can't believe she did that to me. My heart
is racing right now. I was really ready to go off.
We do frown on killing other employees here too, So
I still think that you probably have tattooed on your forehead.
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