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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jewil Show on demand. It's another jewbil phone frame
day mornings on that's twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Kevin
calling from dog Lounge. I was looking for Peter. Hi, Peter,
how are you? I'm doing? Okay? What's that's about? Is
(00:24):
all right? Well that's an interesting question. Is your dog move?
All right? You did leave him here for the weekend,
and I'm calling you because I'm guessing you probably have
already seen the post um. No, I don't know what
you're talking about, so you haven't seen it at all. No,
what are you talking about? Oh? All right, Well I'll explain.
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Your dog is quite rambunctious, isn't hell Sure? I mean yeah,
he's got a lot of energy, like a lot of
other dogs. When he's the best listener? Is little move? Well?
I mean you know he's stubborn, sure, but he listens.
He responds, well to tree, what is this about? What
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are you talking about? Well, I'm talking about the post
I don't know what you're talking about. And I'm out
of town right now, so there's something wrong, like I
need to make arrangements to get back, you know. I
this is really like, well, no, I just wanted to
get out talking around us. I just wanted to get
out in front of it is all, get it, get
out in front of what What are you about? Will
you just tell me what you're talking about? Maybe I'm
being a little vague. Your dog move not a very
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good listener, and I was trying to give him a
command earlier to sit and he would not sit, So
I had to do what I had to do. What
do you excuse me? What did you have to do?
What are you talking about? Talking about the post? Look,
I don't know what the post is. I do not
know what you're talking about. Will you just tell me
what you're talking about? Well, okay, the post. What I
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did was my normal disciplinary action with a doggie who
won't listen. I put him out in our play area
with all of the other dogs. I made them all sit,
and I put him in front of everybody with a
dunce cap on that says I'm a big dumb dumb
And then I posted it on Facebook. And that post
has gone viral with over a million hits. So I
figured you saw it. Wait what? Yes, I publicly shamed
your get the street. You took my dog because you
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wouldn't sit for you? Correct and you put and you
put a hat on it. He's a dumb dumb yes,
because it's only dumb dumb move not to sit when
I commended. No, no, look, look, oh no, this is
not okay. And then you put and then without my permission,
you posted that online. I did, and that's why I'm
calling you to get out in front of it, because
I did not expect it to go viral, but it
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has gone viral, and so it's got completely unacceptable. It
is completely and that's exactly what I was saying to
your dog move. I was saying, this is completely unacceptable
that you will not commend. Yes, I'm go ahead. I'm
sorry about that. I'm interrupting. Do you honestly think that
he's gonna learn anything from having a stupid hat put
on him? You probably enjoyed having the hat put on it.
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He's a dog. That's not that he might know, especially
when I walked past him just a little while ago
and I said, by the way, that post has gone viral.
It's gotten over a million views. Everybody's laughing at you.
I did say that to him as I walked by
when he was in his cage. So dog, it doesn't
understand English. And besides that, you are not supposed to
discipline my dog, especially not for something like not fitting
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for you when you command him. But it is not
your job. That is my job as an owner. Your
job is to watch him and to check him for
the two days that I'm gone. You know, this sort
of thing starts at home, So I'm guessing he's not
getting the right kind of discipline at home, and so
you cannot possibly talk to me about the discipline I'm
giving my own dog at home. Well you have I
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want you do you have a post on the internet
publicly shaming your dog that's gone viral because I do no,
because I didn't post a picture of my dog in
a dump cap to publicly shame him because he's a dog.
He doesn't understand that. I just needed to call and
let you know in case you saw the post, so
you knew that everything was okay. And we are doing
our job here and I'm walking by his cage every
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ten minutes to update him on how many views it has,
so don't worry about that. He knows you're updating how
many views it has. I'm at a time for work.
I'm getting on a plane right now I'm coming home,
I'm picking up my dog, I'm getting you fired, and
I'm gonna take a picture of you while you're walking
out with all your your hands getting post that to Instagram.
I'll just tell you that this is a prank phone call.
This is actually Jewel from Jewel Show doing a phone
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prick on you and your wife Tanya set you up. Fine, Wait,
it's a joke. Your wife said that you're very protective
of your dog and that you were out of town
and she wanted me to mess with you because you
dropped it off at a doggy daycare thing for the
first time. Whatever, Oh my god, this was so weird.
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Is this guy the Jewel Show on Demand?