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Colby is on the phone and wants to prank his girlfriend Clarissa! They went on vacation last week and when they came back, their apartment was full of fruit flies and the company they called is not doing a good job!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone frame
day mornings on the twenties. Hello Yeah, Bill, Hello Hello,
Bill called from Terminations Services. Okay, yeah, Um, we were

(00:27):
supposed to get out there and take care of some
of the um you got problem flies? Yeah, there's hundreds
of them. They are everywhere. They'll do that, they do that,
you do do that. Bill, You didn't show up yesterday?
Are you? Are you coming today? And at what time? Well?
Uh well nope, Well I got on my notice here

(00:50):
that I was supposed to get out there take care
of fruit fly. Oh uh well, looks like you're right.
I was supposed to be there yesterday and um, obviously
I missed that pointment though probably then get out there
to take care of flies. So I called like five
times that strength. Nobody answered the phone. I came back

(01:10):
into town and there are fruit flies every day. I
fwallowed one the other day. Are you coming and at
what time? I need you to actually show up this time?
Any information on how you got the fruit flies in place?
You raised fruit flies? No? Raise this fruit flies fills? No? No,
if I raised fruit flies, I wouldn't be calling you
to get rid of that Are you coming today or

(01:34):
are you not coming today? Is? I was garedu appointment.
It sounds like you got a bad problem going all day,
and so yes, we can gather appointment. Would you take
care of fruit flis? I had an appointment scheduled for yesterday? Yeah,
I called at least five times and nobody answered the
fall And here I am trying to explain my situation too. Again,
It's not that hard. There are fruit flies all over

(01:58):
my apartment. It's disgusting. Yeah, I swallowed one accidentally. Okay, okay,
I'll just want to You do not to seek medical
professional for that. A lot of people in that question
you do not need to see. Think though, are you
going to show up today or are you now? If
I had an appointment you didn't show, Okay, yes I

(02:20):
can't show. I think I can maybe make it work.
And then now I just got to figure out and
decide on the time that I can maybe come by
that re open scheduled today. Actually don't have any appointments
at all. So that's good, great, great, How soon can
you get here? Well? Um, I could get there anytime
if after about ten minutes, I think, because I'm not
there far away he ain't got no appointment. So this

(02:43):
is the tough part because I got a lot to
choose from. So I can't decide now if I want
to do combined ten minutes take care through flies, twenty
minutes take care for blades, or later on it at
noon take caare for blood. Maybe the lunch and didn't
take care for blood. I just need you to make
a decision. I am in distress. Okay, you're irritating. It
is when people can't decide on things. Just pick up time, Bill.

(03:06):
You didn't show up yesterday. I need you to show
up today. There are wise everywhere from ten minutes for
an hour, which you pick? I need you to pick one. Well,
I also have later on this afternoon. So out of
the three of those, which one sounds better to you?
Which one would you pick? Because I'm laying kind of
leaning a little bit toward Uh, I'm leaning a little
bit toward before afternoon, but also afternoon could be pretty

(03:28):
good because I can get over there and I could
really spend time because I got nothing else going on
up to that. Would you mean about three hours ago
through and make sure take care of these troop fly? So? Um,
which one do you think I should do. You're the
worst kind of human. Not only are you indecisive, but
you're you're responsible and you are annoying as your god.
You know what, Well, you build this. I'm gonna call

(03:49):
somebody else so for you and have it. Yeah, don't
hang up just yet, because this is actually Jewbil from
The Jewil Show doing a phone prank on you and
your boyfriend. Colby set you up. Hey, babe, are you
kidding me? Right now? He said that you guys went
on vacation together and got back in your place. It's
full of fruit flies and you can't seem to get
somebody over there to take care of it. I'm sorry,

(04:15):
I'm sorry. I really swallow a fruit fly the other day.
I did so embarrassing. Oh my god. The Jewels Show
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