You just gave birth and Jubal Fresh is here to tell you that he want's your placenta!

A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style.

In this Phone Prank, we received an email from a husband who's wife just gave birth to her new born baby and he now wants Jubal Fresh to prank her about not eating the placenta and see if Jubal Fresh can have it instead!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jewil Show on demand. It's another jewbil phone frame.
Heyday Mornings on that's twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Petekins
calling from doctor Spice. Is this Alicia? Yeah, this is

(00:21):
hey mama. How are you? I'm good? How are you
not too bad? So? How is everything working out with
the new baby? Great? He's um, he's string sleep like
five or six hours at this point. So I'm so
grateful for I bet part of my job is to
call and check up on people after they've just had

(00:42):
a baby, see how things are going. And nothing makes
me happier than hearing a new mama is getting some sleep.
So that's good. Yeah, I'm happy about it too, Thank you.
But is there a reason why you're calling me? Well, yes,
there is a little something I wanted to talk to
you about you being a new mama. Yeah. First, this
is the first little baby that you've had. Yeah, yes, fighting,

(01:02):
So I'm calling to ask, Yeah, hey, you're gonna eat that?
What you're gonna eat that? You know? People say that
like you got some extra French fries on your plate
and you're not eating them. So I reach over, I'm like, hey,
you're gonna eat that? Um? Yeah, I'm not gonna eat
my baby. If that's it, well, of course not. I'm

(01:22):
calling because I noticed on your chart here you opted
to not have the placenta. You know how some people
eat that. So you're gonna eat that? Do you really
not want that? Um? Yeah, it's like an organ. I'm
not gonna want to eat an organ. Yeah. So no,
you're not gonna eat that? Then, no, I'm not. Oh
you're asking about gonna eat the placenta. Yeah, you're gonna

(01:44):
eat that. No, no, they're not. Well, that's the personal choice.
So like a lot of women do, and that's fine,
and I just don't want but that's not my thing.
Well no, good, Yeah, so okay, that's all I needed
to note from Yep, it was just a few wanted
to get that. Oh my god, Oh my god, oh

(02:07):
are you eating my you're eating my placenta. That's why
I called to see if you want it, because we
had it here and it was going to get thrown out,
so I asked before you said no, I hope that's
not a problem. By the way, you put a little
ranch on it's delicious. Oh my god, this is so disgusting.
What the is this? What is going on? What's going on?

(02:28):
Is my lunch break? Oh my god, Wow, this is disgusting.
You know there is some left If you still want
me to send you something, I could it keeps for
a few a few more days. Oh god, oh, this
is so gross. This is so gross. You know what, dude? Um?
What is your first and last name? Mm? Well I
gave you that at the beginning of the phone call. Well,

(02:49):
I don't remember, so please tell me what's your first
name and your last name? It is there a reason
that you're asking for that information? I just need to
check for these records here. Yeah, you're eating my place,
and I want your first and last name because you're
eating my placenta. You moron? What's your first name? Mother?
Tell me your first and last name again, I need

(03:10):
to ask why, because you're eating my placenta, you bitch.
What's funny you like that to you? No, this is
actually Jewel from the Jewil Show doing a phone break
on you and your husband Jason set you up, surprise,
I'm gonna kill him. Well, if you do, send the
food over here. Oh god, my god, Oh my god,

(03:38):
thank god, this is all real. Sorry, you don't have
any extra place lay around, would you use in our way? No,
you guys don't hungry. You can't eat an old. Don't confused.
I didn't see an exprest. The Jewel Show on demand