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September 27, 2024 4 mins

➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone frame on the twenties. Hello, Yes,
Hello Luna, this is your Uber driver Pete Ekins from
the other night. How are you?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
I'm okay, what's going on? Yep?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
The other night you were in the back of my Uber. Yes,
and so I was able to get your phone number
after the ride, and it's taken a few days to call.
But are you missing something?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
What? Why are you calling me?

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Well? Because I pick you up no chinchilla, I drop
you off.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Chinchilla, chinchilla like the animal.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Okay, are we just gonna play dumb because I'd pick
you up no chinchilla a chinchilla's car and then drop
you off chinchilla all over the vehicle.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Okay, I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
You abandoned your chinchilla in the back of my Uber.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Why I don't have ailla.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
You haven't called or emailed or tried to get a
hold of the ride service company at all. And I'm
very upset because it's a cute little guy, and obviously
you use my Uber to try to offload your chinchilla
on somebody else.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
I that's ridiculous. I do not have a chinchilla.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Well, you did before you got in my car?

Speaker 2 (01:32):
No, no, sirch O got.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Okay, So you're going to try to say that you'd
never had a chinchilla.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
I've never had a chinchilla.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Then explain to me why I pick you up. No chinchilla,
I drop you off chinchilla.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
I have no idea. Maybe there was already a chinchilla
in your car.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
There was definitely no chinchilla in my car before you
got in, because I checked it and cleaned it actually,
and it was chinchilla. Lis, So come clean.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
I I don't know what to tell you. I don't
have a chinchilla.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Okay, So are we done here?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Nope, we are not done until you admit that you
left a chinchilla in the back of my O.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Oh my god. I do not have chinchilla.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
H yes, you do now, because I where I dropped
you off, I'm assuming that was your house where I
dropped off. Was it your house?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (02:22):
It's none of your business, Okay, So you can take
your chinchilla and go to hell.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
It's not mine.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Wherever I dropped you off, the window has been opened
and I put the chinchilla inside.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
What mm hm you went to the address that you
dropped me off at.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Did you just say you put it inside?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yes? I did ten minutes ago. I dropped him back
home where.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
It should be.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Dude, Okay, first of all, you need to confirm that
someone is actually the owner of a chinchilla where you
just go and put it in?

Speaker 2 (02:55):
So are you crazy? That was my grandmother's house. She's
gonna freak out. She doesn't even like tiny mice you
are stuck in.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Well, you might want to call her and let her
know that she's watching your chinchilla for a little while,
just like you expect everybody to watch her chinchilla, even
Uber drivers.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Oh okay, well, how about I call Uber first and
tell them that you are a psychopath and that you
have no business being.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
A driver anymore. She's gonna freak the hell out.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
I can't believe I know as I pick you up,
no chinchilla, I drop you off?

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yeah, I know, I know, chinchilla. You know what? It
wasn't mine? And what am I thinking?

Speaker 3 (03:31):
I'm gonna call the police because you broke into my
grandmother's house and put a live animal in her home.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
All right, then, I'm gonna tell you it's a prank
phone call. Then what Yeah, this is actually Double from
the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you. Your
best friend Lily set you up, you little I'm a killer.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
I'm a killer. Oh my god, my grandmother is gonna
have a heart.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
There's no chinchilla in your grandma's house.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Oh dee, thank god.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Wake up every morning with stubile phone Franks.
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