You stole my Palm tree!

A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style.

Alisha is on the phone and wants to prank her husband who found a palm tree on the sidewalk! Alex's son, Jax, is also in the studio and is helping out in this Phone Prank!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame
day mornings. That's twenties. Hello, Hello, mister, my name is
Foxy and I want Gerald back. I'm sorry, who is this?
This is Foxy. You have Gerald and I want him back. Um,

(00:24):
I don't I'm sorry. I don't know a Foxy or
a Gerald. Maybe you have the wrong number, Foxy, I'm
very sorry. No, I definitely got the right number. I
walked by your house and my palm tree, name Gerald,
was on your porch. Your your palm tree. Yes, um,
well I didn't know that that that was your palm tree.

(00:44):
It was growing in the middle of the sidewalk. The
palm tree has a name. It's Gerald. I'm so sorry.
Some respect. Well, I just do you understand it was
It was just in the middle of the public sidewalk.
It wasn't like at somebody's house or anything. It was
gonna die there anywhere a mouster. Are you to steal
a ten year old palm tree? Well, I did not
know that that it was your It has a name, Gerald,

(01:07):
And why was it right next to my house? I
mean it's in the middle of a block. I would
be happy to bring it back. I didn't know that
it meant that Gerald meant so much to you, and
I can just um, I think it'll live better in
this pot than I gave it anyway, So maybe so
he found the palm tree named Gerald with eyes and
a mustache drawn on it, and I think that it's nobody's.
Gerald and I were having lunch and I went inside

(01:30):
to grab a coke and guess what. The next thing
I know, Gerrold's gone. There was no mustache on it
when I um dug it up, and it took me
like a half hour to dig it up. I don't know.
Told me you didn't do that. I did. It was
gonna I mean, it was not gonna be able to
survive on the sidewalk anyway. I'm not talking about picking
it up. Did you wash off his eyes a mustache?
There was no there was I'm starting The mustache and

(01:52):
eyes must have fallen off by the time I got there. Hey,
this guy stole my pet palm tree. The phone, give
me the phone here? Hello, who's this? Hello? Hi? This
is Ryan. Yeah, okay, I don't know how you got
on the phone with my son here. He's ten years old,
and you sound like a grown man, and I certainly.

(02:15):
I mean, I'm so sorry he called me, though, called you. Yeah.
I found a palm tree on the sidewalk that was
like growing through the cracks, and I replanted it on
my porch, and he called me and said that it
was his pet palm tree. Did you know about this?
His name is Gerald. You are the person who sold
the palm tree. I didn't steal it. It was in
the It was you know, it was growing in a

(02:36):
crack in the public sidewalk, and so I just replanted
it to my house. He is angry, and I didn't
know who he was on the phone with. I hear
him yell and I come in here. He is very
upset right now, I understand that. So, I mean, obviously
I don't have a time to explain to him how
like sidewalks and right way work. I just both. He
wants his pet palm tree back. I told him I'd

(02:57):
be happy to just bring it by. I didn't I
did not know that it born. Okay, Boxy, quit yelling
at me. I know his name's Gerald. I'm trying to
talk to the man about your paltry. I'm talking to
you mom. Okay, fine, Well, who's okay, I would be happy.
Just let me know which is yours. I haven't. I
can just put it back on your put it on
your porch. I think he'll like it better this way away.

(03:18):
Fine here, okay, Foxy, I'm sorry, sorry, I can't help
you out. Thank you. I want my paltry named Gerald
bad right now, you psycho, I told, I mean happy,
Just let me know which house is yours, and I
would be happy to just drop it off for you.
I'm burning your house down. I look, you can't. You

(03:39):
can't just talk. You don't want me to burn your
house down. You can't burn any more houses down, Foxy, Mom, Okay, fine, okay,
Well I'm just gonna I'm just gonna let you. I'm
just gonna put Gerald back out on the sidewalk and
you can take it as you see fit. And I
think I'll probably just call the cops because you can't
threaten to burn people's houses down. And the way you're

(04:00):
talking to your mom, I just go like, why don't
you just tell him it's a praying phone call, Foxy,
Why don't you just do that? Fine, Mom, it's a
prank phone call. Okay, Fine, it's a prank phone called Ryan,
how did you get this number? Because I definitely am
now going to have to report this to your wife.
Alicia gave it to us. This is actually Jewel from
The Jewel Show and Jax and your wife said, you know,

(04:22):
for a phone prank. She said that you found a
palm tree. It's palm tree named Jerald. She wanted us
to prank you. I was like, who are my neighbors
I have? Who's burning house down? Has been to jail
A bunch of time The Jewel Show on demand