You'll never get a speeding ticket after listening to this Jubal Phone Prank!

A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style. Today Jubal Fresh aka Detective Ron Fuego calls a women that recently got a speeding ticket explaining he can get rid of the fine if she makes dog and cat sounds! It's about to get awkward!
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame
Wed Mornings. That's twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Detective Ron
Fuego calling from the police department. I was looking for Ario.
Oh yeah, this is her, Aril. How are you You

(00:22):
recently received a speeding ticket? Oh? Yeah, you're going fast,
going real fast. Yeah, I mean I was a little
about the speedbile, okay, a little above the speed limit.
Try twenty five miles an hour over the speed lift. Yeah,
I'm sorry. I hadn't seemed like any I didn't know
the area, so I didn't know, Like, Okay, Well, where
were you going so fast? Oh? I was, I was,

(00:43):
you know, cutting to work. It's like a new job.
I haven't been there yet. Okay, do they know about
your recent criminal activity? I have no criminal activity. I
don't know what I consider anything that's breaking the law
a crime, ma'am. Okay. And the reason I'm calling you
is the officer that gave you the ticket gave you
a ticket for going ten over when you were going

(01:04):
more than ten over. Yeah, I thought that was okay,
that's that's what he told me. Well, I'm gonna go
ahead and let you know because he didn't give you
the full fine and gave you a ticket for only
going ten over when you're going much more than that.
He has been let go. Really happens? I hope it
does happen a lot, but not on my watch. And
I'm upping your speeding ticket to the full price. Okay,

(01:26):
what's the difference the tickets? Seven hundred and forty five
dollars and you'll have to be in court? Is there
anything I can do to just mean? I was I've
never gotten a speeding ticket before this. I was really
keeping up with the speed. Okay. Well, I'm looking at
your record and I can see that you never have
actually had a speeding ticket other than this one. It's
quite impressive. Thank you. I'm willing to reduce this ticket,

(01:47):
and actually I'm willing to make it disappear. Okay, how
how would that happen? Well, you'd mail like a kitten
for me, but yep, are you are you serious? Okay,
not mail like a kitten? Then, um, I would like
to hear a dog getting in a fight with a cat. Okay,

(02:09):
you're telling me you want me to bart with a
dog and me out like a cat and get in
like a fight. Yeah, and I want to hear a
good old fashioned dog and cat fight, and then I
will gladly dismiss this ticket. Then you don't have to
pay anything, doesn't even go on your driving record. Um,

(02:30):
I'm at work with me. Try to find somewhere quiet
and like a way, all right, Yeah, find a quiet
place where a dog and a cat can get in
a fight. I'm excited to hear it. Yeah, okay, Um,
you want to make us jump through some hoops pulling
you over and giving you a ticket, I'm making you
jump through a few hoops to get it taken away.
And I really want to hear a dog and a
cat get into it. Okay, hold on, I'm just trying

(02:54):
to find a spot where you can do this. I'm waiting.
Um yeah, um, that wasn't even near a dog and
a cat fight. That was a kitten and a dog,
just kind of I didn't want. I want to know,
to fight, not cuddle. I'm susor, I'm like at work.
If I'm like any lower than that, everyone's gonna hear me. Okay,

(03:17):
So I'll just go ahead and go up the fine
to the full fine then, and I guess you'll you'll
be in court and see how that goes. Okay, I'll
do it. Um h h is that good? That wasn't
that was just them the starting off. I want to
hear a whole fight. Remember cat's hiss um? Oh boy,

(03:52):
that was a vicious dog and cat fight. Hey, this
is probably a good time to let you know there's
a phone prank though. Oh my god, is this Oh
this is this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show
doing a phone prank on you and your sister Dana
say you oh no, oh my god. She said that
you were complaining about a speeding ticket you got, and

(04:12):
I'm surprised that you actually did that. I am too.
This is so embarrassing. The Jewil Show on Demand