Your Hubby Got Arrested

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone frame twenties. Hello, Yeah, it's DONC.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
And like, I don't really know what to say, but like, yeah,
we need some cash.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
I'm sorry, do you have the rate number? This is DONK. Yeah,
I'm sorry, I don't know if I know what donk. Oh,
this is Debbie. Yeah, this is DONC. Debbie.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah, you're getting married to my bro James. I'm down
here for his bachelor party and like, so, uh, I
figure I should call you Nie since I'm the one
that made the battle with him. But like, anyway, yeah,
is there any way you could like wire me some money?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Okay? Sorry, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
I'm so confused. Sorry, Okay, so why do you need
you need money from me?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Why you guys need wire me?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Like it's like twenty grand?

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Oh my god? Twenty grand? What? Yeah? Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:03):
So it got kind of crazy, you know what I mean,
Like it got pretty crazy last night, and so I
just need some cash to bail him out.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
What you need cash to bail him out? What the like?
What is going on?

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Like? Yeah, just like twenty grand?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
No, I heard you. Twenty grand is insane? Yeah? Why
do you need twenty grand?

Speaker 2 (01:26):
I mean I figure you want to get him out
by this weekend because like he said, you were getting
married this weekend, you know, which, by the way, don't
didn't get an invite.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
But that's fine. Get him out. Is he in jail.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Technically, yeah, he is, but like we can get him
out probably in a couple of days if I'm able
to get the bail money. But like you know, none
of us have twenty grand plus, like there's a couple
other guys that are also locked up. So like I
just figured I would call you, Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
My god, what what is actually going.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
On right now? I've never met you before. I don't
know who you are, but I need you to tell me,
like what is happening right now?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Like I'm one of your fiances like buddies from like
way back. But anyway, Like so we were partying all
site and then like I made a bet with him
men and then he took me up on the bet
and say, like that's what happened. I took a bet
on what It's really not a big deal, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
What was the bet? I don't understand, Like, how is
he in jail right now? Okay?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
So, like have you ever seen the movie Oceans eleven
and then they had like couples after that. Like it
was like George Clooney and Brad Pitt and these.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Guys, what does it have to do with anything?

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Okay, So like we were just chelling, we're having some
drinks or whatever. We're watching that and then like he
made a comment like of how cool it'd be to.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Like we're all a bank or whatever.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
So like I bet him that he wouldn't do it,
and then like we take more shots or whatever. So anyway,
like he tried to rob a bank and like they
kind of arrested him.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
What you like, robbed a bank?

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah, but like on a dare you know what I mean?
Like he wasn't really trying to rob the bank, but
like he was watching. But we're all drinking, you know
what I mean. So like we took obviously way too
many shots.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
This is so crazy, Like I don't understand like why
you would even.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Like why you guys would do that. Like was he
just like so drunk or something? Like We're all not
handle this right now.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Our wedding is this weekend. This is the last thing
I need. I am so upset right now. Like at
this point, he can just stay in there.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
I don't even care anymore. Like I don't even care.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
I do have like a thought on like what maybe
we could do, you know what I mean, because like
I don't know how long it's be locked up for
if you can't give me the cash to bail them out.
But like I could come stand in on the wedding
if you want, you know what I mean, like as
a proxy or whatever.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
You know, No, no, what, I don't even know who
you are.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
So the wedding is this weekend. I don't even know
what I'm gonna do.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
But like I don't I don't even know you, so
I don't even need to be dealing with this right now.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Okay, well then fine, I'll just let you know. It's
a price phone call. What.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah, this is actually Dubil from The Jewel Show doing
a phone brank on you and your fiance. James set
you up.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Oh my god, it's a joke.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
He said, he went to his bachelor party and you
told him not to do anything stupid, so he wanted
me to mess with you.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Oh my god, this is a joke. Yes, Oh my god,
this was That was awful. That was so awful. Oh
my god, I truly.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Thought that my fiance James was like in he was
literally arrested, So I'm kind of I'm relieved, clearly, but.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
I that was so insane. Oh my god, wake up
every morning with jubile phone. Franks, we say mornings on
the twenties

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