Your Luggage Is Safe… But I’m in Your Trunk

What starts as a routine call about a lost suitcase quickly spirals into one of the creepiest (and funniest) phone pranks yet. When a mystery caller claims to have personally returned a traveler’s items — and might be hiding somewhere very unexpected — things get weird, fast. Is this a real airline rep… or something else? Tune in to this hilarious Jubal Phone Prank and find out what’s really going on before the cops get called.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello,
I've got your things. Hello, Hi, I've got all your
things you. Hi Connor. My name is Juniper and I'm

(00:25):
calling from Airlines Items Resolution and Recovery Team. And you
recently lost a piece of luggage on one of our flights,
didn't you.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah I did, Yes, And.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
I have some good news and some bad news for you.
If you'd like to let me know which one you
would like first, I'll deliver it. Uh.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Oh, I get.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Bad news first, Okay, Yes, I knew you were going
to say that. Oftentimes people like to receive of the
bad before the good with the bad news. And I'm
so sorry to inform you of this, but your luggage
was unfortunately ruined, destroyed, my bree thousand small little pieces

(01:20):
on the tarmac. It met its ultimate demise on the tarmac.
It was hit by a luggage cart.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
And oh my luggage was hit by Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yes, it was destroyed when it luggage cart ran over
your bag and demolished it.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
All the time.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
But the good news that I'll give you is that
all of your items, they were all recovered and are
doing well and safe.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Oh kay, whoa, that's so I've taken care of Okay,
you're not home right now. I'm sorry you're not at
your house.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Right now?

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Oh okay, how do you know that? Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:25):
I stopped by to deliver your items and you're not there,
and I noticed that you weren't outside of the house
or in the house or in your bedroom. So I
decided to go ahead and making a little more of
a personal delivery since I've grown so attached to your clothing.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
I don't know what you're dealing with, dude, or why
you're lego. You sound like the lurt like, I don't
know why you're on my property and not calling me.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
I've at your property. Yes, I've left your property because
I knew that you weren't there, So I've decided to
do a little more of a personal delivery. So the
items are in the trunk of your car.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
I you what do you mean? The items are in
the trunk of my car.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
I was able to deliver them to the trunk of
your car.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
You were able to deliver them to the trunk of
my car? And how were you able.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
To do that?

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Oh? You know, just some things that I've learned along
the way of how to get into certain places. Anyway,
they're all here. We're all here, and we wait your
arrival so that the delivery can be made.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
So you're waiting for my arrival in a trunk of
my car.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Kind you're at your desk right now, But me and
your items are all warm and comfy in the back
of your vehicle waiting for you.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Okay, Yeah, I don't know who you are. You're telling
me you're in the trunk of my car like I'm
about to call the police, dude, because you're creeping merw
not call the police.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
I would appreciate that.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
I don't need I would appreciate if you were going
to troke to my claw.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
Hey, Connor, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your girlfriend set
you up.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Oh, it's just a joke.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
She said that you lost your luggage recently and when
you guys are on vacation, and she wanted to mess
with you.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Oh that's wake up

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Every morning with Jubile phone pranks.