Your mother gets motorboated in this Jubal Phone Prank!

A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style. Today we call a guy from a senior living facility to let him know his mother just got "motorboated". It sounds worse than it is! She really won a motorboat trip but we don't let him know that until the end!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame
Weyday Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Jimmy
Birthday calling from Senior Living facility. Is this rodrigue? Yeah?

(00:22):
It is? Is everything? Okay? Can I hope he was
some us my mom? Okay? Um, yeah, yeah, actually she is.
Your mom is actually one of our favorite tenants here,
and I'm just calling because you're the registered contact for her,
and I need to let you know about a little
development that happened here with your mom last night. That

(00:45):
don't sound good with me. A little development. Oh I'm
sorry if that sounded bad. It's not a bad thing
at all. But something did happen last night with your
mom and a few staff members here, and I have
to make sure that you're aware of it and that
you're okay with it. Hey, Jamie, who really hard to
be patient with you right now? Okay, can you please

(01:06):
tell me what is going on? One mom? Get to
the point. Okay. Last night your mom attended a little
party that we had in the cafeteria. It's a lot
of fun. Okay, and check this out. Okay, this is
what I was calling you about. What I need to
alert you to is that Charles and Sampson, two other
staff members here, they actually decided to motor boat your mom.

(01:29):
They did what what did you just say? I said?
Last night in the cafeteria. Two employees their names are
Charles and Sampson. They actually decided to motor about your
mom right there in the cafeteria. Well, what is going
on up there? Man? It's disgusting, old man, you'll runna

(01:49):
returning home. Sir um, your mom is seventy five years old,
but also she's very active, and honestly, just because she's
a little up there in age doesn't mean that she
shouldn't enjoy a good motor boating from time to time. No, no, no,
this is sick right now, I don't want to envision
my mother's face when she gives motor boat. Okay, I

(02:11):
guess I can break the news to your mom that
she can't go on the excursion. And you know, I
didn't expect you to be so upset, So I'll just
cancel her spot on the motor boat trip today. And
I am really very sorry for upsetting you. Hold on,
hold on, man, hold on, like you really can't be
this stupid, can't you? Like this has like you can't

(02:32):
be this stupid. Well, I don't know if that was
very nice, Jimmy. Do you know at the time motor
boat at me? Like you do you know at the
time motor boat me? Well, yes, it means that she
won the raffle to go on a motorboat excursion with
some of the other tenants here. Holy crap, Holy crap,
holy crap. And you are that stupid Jimmy where you

(02:53):
put your face and in between some boots. Okay, okay,
and you you move your face. I decided you make
a motor boat salad. Then it's motor boating, Jimmy. I
have never heard that term before. Oh my gosh, him, Yes,
jim that's that's what that's what motor boating means. Oh
my my goodness. I have really got to pay attention

(03:17):
to the things that I say. I you know what
happened a little while ago with Big Band Knight. I
called someone up and they got really upset at me.
And I didn't understand why the same type of situation.
It was Big Band Night and I was I told
them that their grandmother got a rusty trombone. Like yeah, yeah, Jimmy,
like you gotta be careful man, Like you just can't

(03:37):
call somebody and tell them that they seventy five year
old mom got motor boating. Wow, lesson learned. Okay, so no,
that did not happen to your mother. Also, this is
a prank phone call. I should let you know that too, old.
What you playing a prank phone call? I mean this
is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone
prank on you and your fiance. Vader sets you up.

(03:58):
Oh man, she said, you're really protective with your mom
and she lives in like a retirement facility, so I figure.
I mean, you know what, though, just because they're old
doesn't mean they can't enjoy a motor buddy from time
to time. The Jebel Show on demand