Your perv dog is buttering all the biscuits

A woman’s husband set her up for a prank because their sprinkler system has been acting up, watering the lawn at weird times, she figures she’d get a call from their HOA. So Jubal DOES call from the HOA, but not for that, but because her dog is a pervert who’s been buttering the biscuit with every dog in the neighborhood!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone frames on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Hi, am I speaking with Kelly. This is she Hello Kelly.
Allow me to introduce myself. I'm the assistant to the
president of the homeowners Association here.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Okay, my name is Pete.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Pete Eakins. I'm sure you've seen it on a lot
of documents.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Sure.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
To be quite honest, I get those things so often
I just kind of crows them.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Okay, Well, we'd appreciate it if you read them line
by line, Thank you very much. Anyway, I'm calling for
a different issue today. We need to talk about something
very serious. There's been a major complaint made about you. Unfortunately.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
I actually I have a feeling I know what this
is about.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
But do you okay, well, I'm all yours.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Is this about the watering?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
No, this is not about the water, but maybe we
need to have another discussion.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Well, it's just a sprinkler system has been acting up,
so it's been going out that kind of strange time.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
I've got a problem.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
I'd have to check the bylaws. It could definitely be
a problem. I'm calling. I'm calling about the pet that
you have. The dog.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yes, what is the dog's name Ziggy.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yes, Ziggy has been making his rounds, hasn't he.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
I always take those bags with me if i'm ever.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Oh well, maybe it's different kind of bags. Maybe you
should take some bags that were made by Trojan because
Ziggy obviously made whoopy with another one of our residents' puppies,
and now that dog is pregnant.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
That's impossible for a lot of differents Mmmmm, hmmm, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
You've totally got the wrong dog.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
What's crazy is that you're allowing your little pervert dog
to run around our neighborhood and what awesome for dog? Yes,
and play the horizontal hokey pokey with any dog that
he wants to And that is not acceptable here. And
I'm really what your dog is out there monster mash
and other dogs, and I am not happy about monstering.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
What are you talking about? Who is the person who
his complainant? And who is this? I need to get
your name.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
The complaint remains anonymous because I don't want any retribution
from you. But your dog needs to stop being allowed
to go around and thread the needle with any dog
that he.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Wants to read the needle. I'm so sorry, but that
is not what's happening at all. He never gets out
on his own. He's always on a leash, and I'm
always with him. I think I would I would you
call it monster mash, I would know that, and it's
absolutely well.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
I don't want to say that. I don't want to say,
send me a letter.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
If this is what's really happening at Oh.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
I'll do more than that. I'll do more than that.
I'll send you a letter. Have a nice little fine
in there unless you start making him wear pants.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Pants. Yep, I'm sorry, but no one. I don't see
any of her dogs in the neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Your dog is out there butter in the biscuit with
other dogs, and it is not allowed here.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Buttering the biscuit. That's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
It is just that you would allow him to do that, yes, me.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Right now, And no he doesn't. He doesn't need to
wear pants.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
And guess what he's actually fixed six spade. But whatever
it is that they do to make him not be.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Aware, well it didn't take because one of our dogs
in the community is with child. Now how do you
know that? It's because that's what the complaints said.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Man, listen, I could complain that like my neighbor was
walking around naked around the neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
But that doesn't mean it's true. Just because somebody complains
doesn't mean it at.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Well, then how did the other puppy get pregnant if
it wasn't getting poloed in the shrub by your puppy?

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Oh come on, what that is so iclous.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
This is absolutely ridiculous. Listen, if you don't believe me,
come on over to my house. He's got the address right,
so I will pick him up physically, cradle him in
my arms and you can check out because he doesn't
have him all right, I will leg for his little
pervert leg.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
And you can take a look and you.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Can see he has no I would love to do that.
What is I'm laughing because this is actually Dubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you and
your husband. Raya.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
You up, Oh my god, that is so insane.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
I do want to take you up on that offer,
though that sounded enticing. Wake up every morning with Jubile
phone pranks, we say mornings on the twenties