You’re a Sweaty Noob

➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another juwbile phone frame. Hello. Hi is this Caroline? Yes, Caroline, Hi,
how are you? My name is pe Deakins. I'm actually
calling from Twitch. Yes, Hi, Hi you obviously you know

(00:23):
this you game on our platform, you stream, Yeah, and
I'm calling from Twitch Studios. We're actually creating our own
video game coming out soon. Seriously, yes, and that's so cool.
It is. We're very excited about it. We're asking some
people from our platform to actually be voices in the
video game that you came up as one of the

(00:46):
people that we would like to ask if you would
be interested. Obviously that comes with a paycheck. You will
be paid for your for your voice in time. That's
got to be so cool.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
What kind of like character?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
What's below down? I guess before we go in for
I just don't want to get your hopes up too far.
If I could do a real quick, impromptu phone interview
with you kind of get a sample of the voice work. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Sure.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
The game that we're creating is a zombie apocalypse game,
and we would like for you to be the voice
of the zombie, which is a big deal because the
zombie voice is everywhere in the game. You know. Oh,
my god, that's so cool. So yeah, I just want
to see if you'd be interested in doing a real
quick phone audition. Give me your best zombie Okay, okay,

(01:31):
that's Harry, give me say it? Yes like that. Can
you give me that normal you know, just walking around
zombie as they turn around and see somebody.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Okay, here are Oh that was scary.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
I'd love it our zombi. They're gonna say things as well.
They're gonna talk. Yeah, they'll talk, and some of the
things are gonna say. They're gonna sound kind of weird
to you, but just go with it. So when the
zombie turns around, right, can you say, come here, your knucklehead? Okay,
that doesn't really sound like what your typical.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Zombie would say. Okay, yeah, come here.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Oh that was fantastic. I really like the end how
you sold it there with the last little kind of
sound you mad I do yea. The last one is
gonna be the thing that is said all the time
in the game. This is a specific line. Okay, So
you start off with why don't you just start and
I'll give you the line okay, and then throwing their

(02:52):
caroline is a sweaty nube sorry, hold on, I'm sorry.
Is a sweaty new White sweaty News? Why do you
want me to say that? I'm just going off of
the script that I have here. It says, Caroline is
this sweaty nube? Do you know what that means? I don't,

(03:15):
Actually you don't. I thought that line was confusing. But
that and weird that it's your name. No, that is
really weird. And I mean, like, so a sweaty new
When someone's sweaty, they're like a try hard They're trying
way too.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Hard, right, and then like a nube, someone who's never
played the game before has no idea what they're doing.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
If you could just say, as loud as you can,
Caroline is a sweaty nube, that would be great. Uh No,
I'm not going to say that because I'm not a
sweaty nube actually, and I've been playing for years. I'm
starting to think that Scott put you up to this.
I'm sorry, Like, who are you? You're correct? This is
actually Jewbil from the Jewbel Show doing a phone prank
on you and your buddy Scott set you up. Oh

(03:52):
my god, I'm starting to actually sweat in real life
over here. He says that you guys came together and
he wanted me to mess with you and see if
I could get you to call yourself a sweaty nube.
And I wasn't here. Oh my god, you know Scott.
Scott is a sweaty nube world. You need to know that.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Oh my god, wake up every morning with jubile phone
pranks